Stoya played naked. "I can't handle clothes today."
Animals trailing after the party: 70 pigeons (Mandy's sister: illusionist), monkey (ranger), (monkey's riding warpig parked outside), Stoya's wolf--George, KK's dog--Sueno #6.
I can't remember where the 70 pigeons came from. But they were trying to figure out how many it would take to lift Darren's monkey. I figured the number of pigeons required would be inferior to the number that could get a decent grip all at once.
Maybe if they rig up some strings.
We managed to get like 3 minutes into this discussion before someone made the unladen swallow joke.
KK fell in love with a jackal-headed priest last session, but she was an hour late tonight so he was dead by the time she showed up.
Oh yeah, there are these knives, here:
Cursed Daggers of the Jackal Men
They do d4 when they go in, then d4 each round it's stuck in thereafter. Unless you pull it out, in which case it spurts a Japanese gorror-movie-esque fountain of blood for d20 hp then bleeds d4 per round thereafter. The wounds cannot be magically healed short of Remove Curse.
The jackal-headed men carry treated mummy-style bandages to slap over the wounds and prevent the ongoing damage.
If only they hadn't killed the jackal priest he could've removed the curse.
But anyway, now they're trying to get Mandy 8 hours of sleep in a secret corridor.
That was before the Eye of Dread showed up.
They took care of it but Darren rolled a one and accidentally stabbed KK with one of the daggers...