Tavis: Two Sleeps
Ryan : Yeah.
Zak: Awww, man, I'm always hoping we'll find a way to kill someone with Ventriloquism
T: Alright, Ventriloquism
J: I have to go soon it's almost midnight and then I turn into a pumpkin and I don't want anyone to see that on camera.
Z: I always suspected. Ok, let's just keep running due south until we meet a monster...
J: South? There's a monster! Well...you hear some orcs up ahead anyway, they sound like the other ones.
Z: Ok, we only have 5 minutes! We have to kill them with ventriloquism! OkOkOk we put a pool of oil here and stretch a chain across the doorway like this and we stand on either side of the door like this...
T: And we Sleep them
Z: And then you make your ventriloquism go like 'Oh no! What do we do with all this treasure after killing all these orcs?'...Oh and throw caltrops in the oil!
T: I love this game.
Seconds later 2 orcs are in the trap and Ryan is begging for death after running out to cast Sleep and getting arrowed through the heart. Tavis refuses to oblige and begins hauling him back toward the dungeon entrance. I roll my eyes at the ways of wizards.