Here's the soundtrack.
a: A Portal to the Bleaklandsb: Grease Trap with Shriekersc: Phase Spider in Pipe beneathd: A Pack of Blink dogs will attempt to push party into gorgee: Tangle Vine (illusion covering what's visible from f)f: Sky Metal rock visible from this positiong: The Party will be haunted by Spectres unless they have the Sky Metalh: Three Magical Mouths (one teaches wizardly magic, one cleric spells, one causes insanity through almost-but-not-quite-sensible arguing) and Five Cloaks of Corruption
a) Portal to your insides, trapping you in miniature form within yourself as the Portal's intelligence runs your now lumbering body(think Fantastic Voyageb)Awesome Cube-like wire trap with Valkyries singing in the background. c)Acid cement in pipe beneathd)Shades of past loved ones will try to push party into gorgee) Trench of spinach with Goddess dressingf) Solution to mandala problem in 'h' visible from this positiong) The party will be trapped in this room unless they figure out the riddle involving different sized bells with keywords inscribed on themh) Three death mandalas! And five minutes to figure them out.
A few of the responses off G+S F 3:04 AMa: Portal to Narniab: pit trap with flesh-eating eelsc: lost dog in piped: berserk elephant will attempt to push party into gorgee: Slime-Infestedf: mighty tree of ever-lasting doom visible from this positiong: the party will turn into mud-golems unless they they pay the piper his fee of ten kittensh: three livid Eskimos and five evil giant space hamstersScrap Pruncess3:16 AM+4a:banana caramel cake b:triple chocolate fudge nightmare cakec:Lemon passionfruit cheese caked:Battenberg cakee:black forest cakef:Swiss rollg:Sponge cakeh:Real Fierce PussyD M Oh, the hours I spend playing that game as a lad!Scrap Pruncessa-Portal to another portal, endless falling loop trapbGiant Cheese Wheel Trapwith clockwork micec-Still beating giant heart in pipe beneathd-Eyeless mimes will attempt to push party into gorgee-Piles of sherbetf- Machine powered by giant heart visible from this positiong- the party will slowly distingrated by increasing sonic vibrations unless machine seen at f is disabledh- three red trees and five blue axesCollapse this commentD Ma-Portal back to home (sealed)b-Cage trap with milking machine robotsc-Giant funnel web spiders in pipe beneathd-Cultists will attempt to push party into gorgee- Every slime, mold, ooze and pudding the monster manualf- Planetary surface visible from this positiong- the party will lose honour unless the day is wonh- three sovereigns and five emperorsCollapse this commentP S a. Portal to the Lupine Lordb. Old bear trap with rusty teethc. Moon reflected in pipe beneathd. Guilt will attempt to push party into gorgee. Proud and preening, strutting animalsf. Every season visible from this positiong. The party will starve unless they're cannibalsh. Three blessed favors for five damned missions
marbles and minotaurs! dag yeaha-Portal to Upper Velouriab-Mirror trap with Debaser Beast (Cha-drain, -boost for Chaotic chars)c-Black Francis, Thief-5, in pipe beneathd-Kim the Dealer will attempt to push party into gorgee- Monkey ascending to Upper Realms, annoyed at interruptionf- Inner Earth visible from this positiong- the party will stand bodily at G, souls at H, unless children are appeasedh- three mushroom candies and five children
You have given me such a nerdboner by using the Marble Madness Map.a - Portal to Mario World 1-3b - Pistoning Floor Trap with ACID AND SPIKES AND POISON AND SHITc - Skeleton wearing Ring of Free Action in pipe beneathd - Invisible Douchebag will attempt to push party into gorgee - Sheet music for a symphony that drives humans mad and sends elves into a catatonic reverief - A summary of all the poor life decisions you've made that brought you to this point visible from this positiong - The party will sink into the floor as if it were quicksand unless they remember to wave their Dumbo feathersh - three bottles of wine and five bottles of ale
a- The non stop dance party of the murderous damned.b- Living Rack Trap with barbed-wire staps; their whistle through the air sounds like babies crying.c- Trapdoor Spider of enormous sized- Speedmetal vampire goatse- Mirror of the Riddle Becoming: any answer to the riddle is acceptable, answerer will be bestowed a "gift" of their answer.f- The Solid Gold Goliathg- gain a cursed reputation of bad luck and failure unless they successfully eradicate all seventeen Whisper-Rats.h- Weird Sisters and Deadly Venoms.