Should I be embarrassed that "The Ice Pirates" rates up around 9-10 for me?
Nope, that's kind of the whole point. I can talk about the [subjective] brilliance of Ice Pirates for days...
so, jmk jr, if I read that chart correctly (and there is no guarantee that I do) then you are stating for us that you can rationally discuss "the ice pirates"? also you feel self-righteous indignation when someone does not like "the ice pirates" -- and that indignation excites you?
Yes, that's about it. I love that goofy movie so much, and because my general disposition is easy-going, I think I can discuss the movie rationally. But I am willing to admit to a certain degree of exasperation when encountering people who 'don't get' "The Ice Pirates." (Of course, all of this is somewhat exaggerated; we are talking about "The Ice Pirates," after all.)
Ice Pirates was a really awesome movie, though I only saw it when I was drunk off my ass. So perhaps that might skew my perspective.