Thursday, February 23, 2023

What, if anything, was your understanding of the phrase "Group titfuck bonanza"?


From Viv's "Dread" Character Sheet


Previously on D&D With Pornstars: We had a trial. I won. Details.


Today on D&D With Pornstars: A trial excerpt. Because trials are funny.


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[Context: Viv had claimed that I talked with a level of sexual frankness she wasn’t comfortable with etc. ]


(lawyer) MR SELF: Can you please help us understand what you understand to be written in the top of page 2-18?


MR SMITH: Okay. so this is -- you want me to read the whole thing from my pov?


MR SELF: Yes, please.


JUDGE: And what page are you on, two?


MR SMITH: 2-18.


MR. SELF: 2-18, top of the page.


MR SMITH: So, "re, a much more civilized means of communication." V stands for Vivid. That's Vivid's -- Viv's e-mail address. There's a date in January which I actually have a hard time reading. And it says wednesday. “Oh, fine, leave me to wallow in pain and braces and give myself post surgery boob rubdowns." She's referring to her plan to get breast implants.


(lawyer) MS. KRIEGER: I'm sorry, object to his characterization of what she was intending. Calls for speculation.


MR SMITH: Okay.


JUDGE: Overruled. Go ahead.


MR SMITH: Mandy -- then there's —I think like she's sticking out her tongue that -- I think that's what that is. "Mandy is going to school ... you guys get back, and bam, group tit fuck bonanza. Then you will be a lucky guy." Then is in all caps.


And that -- I don't know what that -- [reading viv's email] "Wow, better not have been sarcastic. threatens with thumb of fury. hearts, pretty hearts, xo xo."


Q BY MR. SELF: Mr. Smith, do you here today in 2021 recall seeing the statement you just read to us at the time that it was published?


MR SMITH: Did I read it in 2010 when I got it as an e-mail, yeah. Yes.


MR SELF: Do you remember reading it?


MR SMITH: Yeah. I remember -- I remember -- yeah. Yes.


[You’re not supposed to say “yeah” or “uh huh” at trials, because its hard on the stenographer, but I keep forgetting.)


MR SELF: What do you remember, if at all, was your understanding of that phrase "group tit fuck bonanza"?


MR SMITH: That we were like -- Viv was going to get breast implants and we are all having sex. And that was -- having sex and specifically —I don't know if there's any other way to say “tit fucking” except for “tit fucking”. I apologize to the court, but yeah.


[I looked it up: “mammary intercourse”]


MR SELF: Based on your experience with the defendant, did Ms. Grey seem easily embarrassed or humiliated about things of a sexual nature?


MR SMITH: Not at all. in fact it was one of the things that we liked about her. She's very kind of crude and frank and --


MR SELF: Pronouns. When you say we?


MR SMITH: Amanda Nagy. Ms Nagy and I liked about that she was very frank, open, honest about everything sexual, you know.


MR SELF: Based on your experience as Ms. Nagy's husband, would you characterize Ms Nagy as having been open and frank about sexuality in matters of a sexual nature at that time as well?


MR SMITH: Almost more than any living human, yes.


MR SELF: What about you, Mr. Smith? How open, if at all, were you regarding matters of a sexual nature in and around 2011?


MR SMITH: Very open. I had just published a book called “We Did Porn," which was a memoir about working in the sex industry. So yeah.


MR SELF: Real briefly, what -- tell us -- give us a summary, synopsis of that memoir.


MR SMITH: It talks about how i got into the business out of -- I was a working artist before, and still was, and then working on movies and meeting Mandy and -- Amanda Nagy, Ms. Nagy, and other people we knew in the industry by the time I had written the book. So covered a few years of the beginning at that. It also had art in it, drawings.


Mr Self: Do you remember a song by a Detroit artist named DJ assault?


MR SMITH: Yeah.


MR SELF: That was --


MR SMITH: “Ass and Titties." Viv introduced it to us. We were trying to play a game [Dread], and it was a game where people can be eliminated. And Viv got eliminated first, and so she started playing this song "Ass and Titties." And the lyrics are just "Ass, titties, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, titties, titties, titties." And she was -- you know, that was Viv.

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5 comments:

Gem said...

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Adamantyr said...

That stenographer certainly had an interesting day...

Lesser McGrath said...

Good workout...a lot of words they (probably) don't get to type very often.

Matrox Lusch said...

Damn, I remember the first time I received a transcript how many times I say "Um" looks really awkward in print. Really just a placeholder for thinking.

Simon Tsevelev said...

This would be hilarious if it wasn't horrific.