Interview With A Dork Who Is Mad About Female Space Marines

There are gates? They fell? wtf?

If you follow Warhammer 40k stuff (which I do a little because I'm running this), then you know that their crazed hatemob issue for the last few years is female space marines.

For many years Games Workshop sold no little space marine miniatures with female-looking heads sticking out of their big-ass cool space armor and the lore agreed that space marines were guys.

Many fans thought this should change because why not? A wild number of vocal people on the internet who had time to type thought it should not change at all.

Boy do these dudes type a lot on the Internet I tell you what.

Long ago I learned that one of the little tasks that The Almighty God Emperor has set aside for me personally is to explain why people do stupid things.

So, to wit, I interviewed a volunteer--a man, a stranger, A Dork Who Is Mad There Are Female Space Marines.

The interview was very long and had a lot of dead ends and a few places where the otherwise generous-with-his-time dork got mad about the process of being asked questions and had to be talked down from reverting from man to troll, but I eventually got there. 

Anyway we spoke at length and his ideas are stupid.

The interview was conducted via Facebook

The TL;DR

The dork has signed off on the following summary of his basic deal, which I wrote after the interview:

-His own words: "I identify as center right, so you could say I identify as conservative but the current Canadian conservative leader in the running is an asshole so I likely won't vote conservative in the next election."

-His own words: "I spent the majority of my adult life living in major cities, mostly Toronto, spent some time in Calgary and Vancouver as well. I live away from them now by choice, not because of lack of experience."

-He views Warhammer 40k as such a high-buy-in-hobby that changes in official policy could effectively change the pool of people who are interested in it and—longterm—affect the people he could know in the future and play with and meet at cons.

-He likes the people he knows already in the space (mostly dudes) because of shared sensibility.

-He wants to meet more dudes like that and play with them.

-Has had bad experiences with people I’d agree to call "moral scolds" in the RPG space irl where he says things of real value were fucked up for him in games and he identified these people as social justice advocates.

-He wants to deal with less people who seem like the scoldy social justice advocates he met irl in his real life game spaces.

-These advocates people seem to him to resemble the people who want female space marines online.

-He admits he can’t be sure whether they’re representative of the general ok-with-female-space-marines populace because he has limited knowledge of life in areas with cosmopolitan values.

-He doesn’t see female space marines as a big deal alone but he sees a chance they might precipitate a shift toward the company bringing in more people like them and less like himself.

-He doesn’t want to play with these people, he wants to play with his (self-identified) “socially awkward nerd dude” types. Those are his words.

-...even if many of the new people were not only super-hot but available and liked him and wanted to play with him he wouldn't want to.

-Because playing with people who share his sensibility is more interesting to him than any amount of sexual adventure. He's married but he would like to think he'd say the same thing before getting married.

-And he sees the benefits to any genuinely marginalized group of these changes in the game of Warhammer as marginal at best

Some excerpts of talking with the dork in his own words...

by Dark Mechanic

On What The Dork Thinks People Who Like Female Space Marines Believe

KAGE

I would assume you are for removing the "Shaman" and "Druid" creature types from MTG because it might offend real life Shamans and druids?

ZAK

Nope--and again, not anyone I know would give a fuck. Including the leftiest trans people ever to get arrested on LAPD property then come roll here as soon as they get out.

So let's say you were to play with people who are cool with female marines. Someone walks up to you and...what? What do they do that makes them no fun?

KAGE

I show up to GM, I announce that an evil tribe of orcs is invading the town, someone taps the x card 14 times, refusing to elaborate until I figure out that they didn't like the fact that I called them an "evil tribe".

ZAK

Ok, I am going to say this:

Last weekend I went to an event at the downtown LA Alamo Drafthouse. Official event for a corporate game company. The Alamo Drafthouse is an arty theater and a big one. Movie stars go see movies there with their hairdressers. This is a paid event. With strangers. At the table: 2 trans people, 2 movie industry people, one porn actor, one screenwriter. You CANNOT GET MORE "typical coastal elite gamers" than this crowd. What did we do?

Fought a tribe of evil gnolls. One dude played an orc barbarian. He played him as stupid. This was a totally normal day of D&D for everyone involved, not just me. These are not outliers. Do you believe me this happened in this way?

(Also: no X card or safety tools).

KAGE

I 100% believe it, but you are having the same problem I have with my athletes [dork is a wrestler] all the time.

You, an exception, an exemplar, are not representative of the industry, or community as a whole. Anyone who showed up for a game with you knew exactly what they were getting into beforehand.

ZAK

They didn't know I'd be there. I just paid for my ticket like everyone else. There were 5 tables of regular LA gamers who just wanted to play at the movie theater. No famous people were on the bill. Nobody was on the bill, it was just this [I link the event].

KAGE

Dude I believe you, and yet the code of conduct at the D&D convention in the city nearest me mandates an x card.

ZAK

Ok, i believe you

KAGE

Along with a whole bunch of other rules which amount to "If you do anything that anyone perceives as offensive, you get bounced and no refund".

ZAK

I am just saying that it looks like you are maybe so far geographically from the average person who might wanna play a female space marine that you are reacting to loud shitheads on the internet (cherry picked as examples by other loud shitty people on the internet) instead of to the average person who might want to play a female marine

KAGE

You have a very valid point. I am speaking only from my own experience.

My group has largely been immune to these issues, its only when I have travelled for either professional games or convention games.

However I have experienced these things happen to multiple other hobbies, and as far as I can tell it's the same people wanting female space marines.

Could I be wrong? Absolutely, but it's not a risk I'm willing to take without putting up a fight.

But at least you give me hope that if for whatever reason I find myself in LA again, I may still be able to find a game if I cough up the dough.

painted by ALESSANDRAPLAYS40K

ON NOT HAVING THOUGHT THIS OUT VERY MUCH

KAGE

The percentage of changes made in the name of politics, social progress or anything else along those lines should be 0.

ZAK

So the removal of "homosexuality" from the list of insanities in an early RPG was bad?

KAGE

That's a very tough and thought provoking question.

[Zak note: He never thought about that before?]

I don't see anything wrong with removing it. On the other hand I would be opposed to changing it to appease a niche group.

Interesting conflict of interests here.

ZAK

What qualifies a group as a "niche group"?

KAGE

Any specific group. Perhaps I should elaborate.

I don't view homosexuality as a mental illness.

I however would not ever attempt to pressure a game system that listed it as one to change it.

ZAK

What makes a group "specific"?

KAGE

A specific way of differentiating them from the whole? There are a lot of different ways to do this.

ZAK

Well you said you wouldn't want to changing something to appeal to a "specific group"? What makes a group a "specific group" rather than just a "group"?

KAGE

If you have 10 people standing together you have a group. If you have 5 of them wearing red shirts that's a specific group.

You could say "that group over there" and it would now be specific as well.

ZAK

So if more than one person wants a change then it should not be made. A change should only be made if literally only one person likes it or if no-one likes it?

I am genuinely confused

KAGE

No that's poor choice of words for myself. So if there are 100 people in a group, and 10 of then complain about something, I would be opposed to changing something to appease those 10, if the other 90 were not interested.

ZAK

So a change should not be made unless the majority of the fanbase wants it?

KAGE

Yes. And it's incumbent on the minority who wants change, or the outsiders coming in, to convince the existing fan base that the change is worthwhile.

[Zak note: at this point the interview gets confusing because he gets confused between saying both "the company should do what it wants!" and "it should do what most fans want". It never gets sorted out, really. Then Kage opines he doesn't care that much about female marines, actually.]

painted by CerberusXTSpace Maid (3D model by Solflamer)

ZAK

Let's not backslide to "you dont care" about this issue you've extensively described the shape of your worries about.

KAGE

Oh I don't not care at all, but I don't care as much as you seem to think I do either.

ZAK

You care way more than not at all which is the norm or "they can have candy if they want idk" which is probably the next most ordinary position. You have a whole narrative about why it represents something. You've thought it out more than most people--can we agree to that?

KAGE

Yes, but I have also put more thought into it over the course of the last 2 days than the previous 6 months before that.

[Zak note: So we're back to "I haven't thought this through".]

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WHEN DID YOU LEAVE THE BIG CITY?

KAGE

8 years back. There was a whole not of reasons but it boiled down to the only real reason I was staying in the city was money.

I make a lot less out here but it is worth every penny, quality of life is better in every way except having to drive a long way for good sushi

ZAK

I think there's probably a larger overlap between wanting female space marines and knowing where the good sushi is than any other signifier you mentioned

KAGE

Lol that's probably true

ZAK

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/02/people-who-think-sushis-gross-also-probably-oppose-gay-marriage/317903/

People Who Think Sushi's Gross Also Probably Oppose Gay Marriage

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KAGE

That doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

ZAK

Just be glad you don't like anime bro

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Thank you to the dork for telling us where your bad ideas came from.

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