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The Astral Asshole - The Blipping Campaign, Friday November 29, 1996 Magic Item of Note: Mithral Torch (+1 to Wisdom, True Sight line of sight, it burns twice as bright as...
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like an influencer, but stupid - Among the new releases from James Edward Raggi the Fourth's dark fortress in Finland is *The Music of Ericha Zann,* Jimbo's misanthropic take on the bard...
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James Raggi introduces the Nebulith - James describes it as "Zak's best work". Also as something that you, the audience, should buy as soon as possible. And here's why.
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RIP OFF YOUR SKIN AND KILL YOUR GOD. - Out of game. Kind of. I don't care about Fun. I'm not competing in the Funlympics because it's a participation trophy and if your table isn't having Fun ...
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Eternal Champion Paladin, aka My Houserules to Make Paladins Not Annoying as Fuck - I've been studying AD&D and toying around with the extra classes with the goal of incorporating them into my OD&D/Holmes games. For some of the extra cl...
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- Zak Sabbath
- Hollywood, California, United States
- I'm Zak, I live in Los Angeles. Most of the people I know here are women I know from being a porn "actor"--so they're porn stars and strippers. So that's who I play Dungeons & Dragons with.
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9 comments:
cool.
Well, if any post is going to be "Print Friendly"...
I'll take two.
shirts that is. ;) I am married.
Oh, I didn't even notice the 'Old School Rocks' tank tops till I read Tim's comment. Got a bit distrac.....
Oh wow.
I am . . . wow. When the Boy gets over the girl cooties thing, he is gonna be jealous.
This is so cool! Thanks Mandy and Viv and Zak. (Viv, right? I hope that's right.)
That is some awesome press there.
So when everyone is done staring, go over to TheOSRG blog and say hi to Joseph. He's selling more Old School Rocks! shirts to raise money for the OSRG Gen Con booth.
Wow. Just . . . wow.
- Ark
PS - Mandy, I humbly apologize for following that deviantArt clone. I didn't know! Honest!
This could become a running feature. Will there be a follow-up with the Flailceratops shirt?
Yay! Viv and Mandy with weapons is my New Favorite Thing. Them kissing is oddly secondary. I may be desensitized to their sexiness! Oh no! No, wait, my nerdiness just wins over my libido.
Whatever. Art, tits, T-shirts, girl-on-girl action, profligate DIY, et al. are no substitute for good writing! I haven't read well-written tits for ages.
50 hp? That's cheating.
If you ever come across the Atlantic Ocean to play in any group I have any say in and (that's important) bring the ladies, you can have as many hp as you want, promise. Same goes for Mandy and Vivka. Even if we play Nobilis.
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