And it's me!
Wait...there wasn't a one-page AD&D20 character generation contest?
Oh well, here it is. It ain't pretty but it fucking fits.To find your bonus to something, just count the number of boxes your relevant ability score is from the thing it's a bonus to (right is a plus, left is a minus)--like if you're a barbarian and need your fortitude bonus, count the number of boxes til you get to your Con score and that's your fort bonus. Like if your Con was 12 that'd be a +3 bonus. If you have to move left that's a minus (and you're kind of a crap barbarian) and if it's in the same box as the word, then there's no bonus. There are some house rules embedded in this thing, too.