Playing D&D With Porn Stars: LBBs+28Gs

Monday, January 10, 2011

LBBs+28Gs

I am uploading this picture merely because it may be the world's only photograph of someone holding the Little Brown Books between their breasts.

And yes, they're real.

44 comments:

John Evans said...: I don't think I've seen real ones up close like that before! My first were the Mentzer red books.; January 10, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Will Mistretta said...: That's great, and all, but some blogs (like mine) have that feature where it shows a thumbnail image next to entries on the blogroll, so this one is causing some problems on my end...; January 10, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Zak Sabbath said...: @Will

Such as what?; January 10, 2011 at 7:06 PM
Will Mistretta said...: Well, boob image on my front page, mainly.; January 10, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Zak Sabbath said...: @Will

And this causes a problem not already caused by having the words "Playing D&D With Porn Stars" on your front page because...?

(A good answer here will get me to scan a hilarious illustration from an LBB and put it above the tit picture, thereby absolving your page of all titsponsibility in this matter.); January 10, 2011 at 7:13 PM
Michael S/Chgowiz said...: Well, of course they're real. Kinda hard to fake that cardstock, worn edges, print and look of the print unless you spent a lot of time on it.

Oh, were you meaning the tits? They're nice and all.. but if that's a first or second printing...

Priorities, man! ;); January 10, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Zak Sabbath said...: @chicagowiz

I don't know how to tell the printings apart--do you? It doesn't say anything about what printing it is on the inside where books normally do.; January 10, 2011 at 7:21 PM
Orion said...: Zak S. His eternal mission: make art and dispel the notion that gamers are virgins.

Missions: accomplished.; January 10, 2011 at 7:26 PM
Paul said...: Edition info at the Acaeum

If the printing number is not shown on the inside cover, they're probably fifth+ printing.; January 10, 2011 at 7:26 PM
Zak Sabbath said...: @Paul

Thanks!

6th edition.

Oh well. At least the tits are first edition.; January 10, 2011 at 7:35 PM
Chris Lowrance said...: Mandy's the elder sibling, then?

Also, I didn't realize boobs could be viral but just in case, Will, you could always practice safe-blogging by turning that option off.; January 10, 2011 at 7:39 PM
Zak Sabbath said...: @Chris

Actually Mandy came out late in the AD&D era.; January 10, 2011 at 7:43 PM
SirAllen said...: Every time I come across a copy of the LBBs for sale I struggle with the urge to purchase. I have the pdfs, and I will likely never play OD&D, but Zak: the illustration of the Elf is the best thing I have ever seen in any D&D book. Every time I see that hairy bastard I want to see him kick Legolas in his makeup bag and break all his hairbrushes.

Mandy is lovely as always, of course.; January 10, 2011 at 8:04 PM
Zak Sabbath said...: @sirallen

It's not better than the "Beautiful Witch, Amazon" picture.; January 10, 2011 at 8:05 PM
Chris Lowrance said...: @SirAllen Okay, now I have to go torrent the PDF. The hairbrush line made me cackle.

@Zak, just saw Mandy's post of the photos this is included in. I'm now convinced Gigacrawler is not fiction: You live in a gigastructure of acrylic paint, metal CDs, old game consoles and breasts.; January 10, 2011 at 8:14 PM
Zak Sabbath said...: @Greg

When they start paying me to write my blog, I will start caring whether anything I do here has a point.; January 10, 2011 at 8:23 PM
James said...: Don't really care though. Just kinda strikes me as pointless.

Bringing smiles to the faces of hundreds of people isn't pointless.:); January 10, 2011 at 8:24 PM
Will Mistretta said...: It's just that now I have to either:

a) Put an adult content warning on my page.

or

b) Disable the thumbnail feature.

or

c) Take this particular blog off my list.

All of these options suck, AFAIK.; January 10, 2011 at 8:30 PM
Zak Sabbath said...: I see you went for option C before giving me a chance to hear your case.

The proprietor of PD&DWPS is a reasonable man. Never assume otherwise. I have taken steps to preserve the dignity of your front page.; January 10, 2011 at 8:40 PM
Pontifex said...: @ James

If these people are relying upon Zak to show them boobage, they are really inept. I could even find Mandy's boobs in just a few quick clicks, if I wanted to see them. I mean, she isn't exactly the modest type.

@ Zak

What I meant is that I don't see it really having any functional utility, compared to many of your other posts that do. Again, I am not getting offended or anything remotely close to that.

Having my 5 month old screaming in my face all day because he was grumpy (seriously, I have no other explanation. The dude was just grumpy) has kinda made me temporarily immune to annoyance of any kind. I am like... shellshocked. For the moment.

I'm sure I will work up some extra outrage pretty soon.; January 10, 2011 at 8:48 PM
Dungeoneering Dad said...: Let's just get this out of the way, shall we?

http://s645.photobucket.com/albums/uu180/TheBitterFrost/Gaming/?action=view&current=OfficialOSRMeme.jpg; January 10, 2011 at 9:06 PM
Chris Lowrance said...: @Greg

Do you have to? I'm really, really biting my tongue on this because I think arguing over what Zak puts on his blog really WILL be pointless.; January 10, 2011 at 9:07 PM
da1barker said...: lol thanks zak and mandy you guys freakin rock :D; January 10, 2011 at 9:08 PM
Zak Sabbath said...: @Dad

Let's not pile on Will here. I'm sure there are people who will report his blog for indecent content if a boob appears on it and it doesn't have a warning.

Though, y'know, whoever those people are, you're welcome to pile on -them-.; January 10, 2011 at 9:09 PM
Pontifex said...: @ Chris

I didn't mean outrage at Zak. I meant like generally. At someone. I am saying right now I am numb.; January 10, 2011 at 9:10 PM
James said...: @ Greg - It's not merely a matter of "seeing boobies." The meaning is multi-layered, informed and nuanced. :) :) :); January 10, 2011 at 9:11 PM
Zak Sabbath said...: @chris
@greg

I can't tell if you two are trying to argue with each other or not, but if so, please stop.; January 10, 2011 at 9:12 PM
Zanazaz said...: Yeah they are great, but are they in mint condition?; January 10, 2011 at 9:14 PM
anthony said...: @Zanazz

Even if they are slightly used, they are real, and they are amazing :-); January 10, 2011 at 9:17 PM
Dungeoneering Dad said...: I didn't mean to pile on Will. His beef wasn't with the content anyway (just with the boobs inadvertently showing up on his blog). I was just having some fun.; January 10, 2011 at 9:23 PM
Chris Lowrance said...: @greg
@zak

I was trying to do the opposite actually, but yeah - it's cool, Greg, I get what you meant now.; January 10, 2011 at 9:25 PM
Zak Sabbath said...: @zanazaz

They're VF.; January 10, 2011 at 10:05 PM
Mandy Morbid said...: My my look at all the novelty fatigue roaming around in here. ;); January 10, 2011 at 10:52 PM
Anonymous said...: Never, Ms. Morbid! Hubba hubba!; January 10, 2011 at 11:49 PM
Chris Lowrance said...: @Mandy

I did wake up today and think "Wait, how the hell did a photo of Mandy's breast start a proto-argument?" Obviously world peace is impossible at this rate.; January 11, 2011 at 6:42 AM
Pulp Herb said...: @Mandy: No offense but at a certain age a boob is a boob and my relationship with the person attached to it is much more important. Plus, I have two complete sets of OD&D so whereas for some they might make you interesting for a relationship...

Now, I hear you're DMing and you're one of the players Zak has that makes me jealous so if you'd like to show pictures of that *winks*

@Zak: Teasing Mandy aside this post brought a smile to my face from the sheer randomness of it.; January 11, 2011 at 6:52 AM
velaran said...: @Zak S:
response to zanaz: ha!, I would've thought NM(surely not SW).

napalm dripping off everything:
4Chan(and the general Unternet) starts here and goes down! The RPG-sphere is like Switzerland by comparison!

@Mandy:
'novelty fatigue':
Isn't it grand?

Looking forward to more of your gaming reports!; January 11, 2011 at 7:12 AM
Mandy said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; January 11, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Mandy said...: @herb, Glad you got the point about this post's randomness. Sometimes Zak's posts are allowed to be silly.; January 11, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Mark Morrison said...: What?..... Theirs books their??; January 11, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Unknown said...: I have made it my goal in life to shoehorn "titsponsibility" into the mainstream lexicon.; January 11, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Jim said...: I keep thinking that there *might* be a photo of a rather large dude holding the LBBs in exactly this manner somewhere out there in the 'verse. I don't want to accidentally stumble upon THAT pic. :); January 11, 2011 at 7:06 PM
Malcadon said...: Now THAT is what I like, more tits featured on D&D covers (I dont care how or in what context, they are awesome)! O,.O ~ yesssss!; January 11, 2011 at 7:32 PM
Scott said...: I take no position other than the blindingly obvious re: nice tits, but I hope my prior output places me foursquare in the Devil's Party re: posts so non sequitur as to imply a dissociative disorder. Fuck topics, fly the freak flag.; May 18, 2012 at 8:28 PM

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