May the gods help the poor adventurers if that thing is NOT lonely! I imagine running into a whole gaggle of castle spanning serpents (flock? swarm?) would really ruin my day if I was just in it for the loot.
- Okay, what is going on... did you rig your word verification? For my first post it was "fogie" (as in we're not all a bunch of old fogies playing D&D) and this one was "thong".
@mordicai: link related (SFW), ya sick little monkey.
Wasn't there something floating around the blogosphere a while back about true monstrosity being a function of uniqueness. I want to blame E.G.Palmer (Old Guard) for it with his weird ideas about random dragons, spontaneous generation and the like...
@Chris; spontaneous generation is the best excuse for populating a dungeon, & lets you get away with ALL kinds of stupidity: "oh well the iron golems were around, some broke, rust mephits spontaneously generated, the rust monsters moved in, & that paved the way for bigger predators..."
More Slippery Time ...
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I have 2 D&D campaigns running post-End of Time event: Wilderlands 5th
Iteration and the shared Psychedelic Deadlands / Dreamer of Dreams (co-DMed
with D...
like an influencer, but stupid
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Among the new releases from James Edward Raggi the Fourth's dark fortress
in Finland is *The Music of Ericha Zann,* Jimbo's misanthropic take on the
bard...
James Raggi introduces the Nebulith
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James describes it as "Zak's best work". Also as something that you, the
audience, should buy as soon as possible.
And here's why.
RIP OFF YOUR SKIN AND KILL YOUR GOD.
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Out of game. Kind of.
I don't care about Fun. I'm not competing in the Funlympics because it's a
participation trophy and if your table isn't having Fun
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I'm Zak, I live in Los Angeles. Most of the people I know here are women I know from being a porn "actor"--so they're porn stars and strippers. So that's who I play Dungeons & Dragons with.
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May the gods help the poor adventurers if that thing is NOT lonely! I imagine running into a whole gaggle of castle spanning serpents (flock? swarm?) would really ruin my day if I was just in it for the loot.
I really like that drawing, by the way.
- Okay, what is going on... did you rig your word verification? For my first post it was "fogie" (as in we're not all a bunch of old fogies playing D&D) and this one was "thong".
A friend has recounted that his DM gave the monsters a 10% chance of masturbating; well, what do you do when you sit around at home all day every day?
@mordicai: link related (SFW), ya sick little monkey.
Wasn't there something floating around the blogosphere a while back about true monstrosity being a function of uniqueness. I want to blame E.G.Palmer (Old Guard) for it with his weird ideas about random dragons, spontaneous generation and the like...
I really like these drawings...they have a really Edward Gorey feel to them.
@Chris; spontaneous generation is the best excuse for populating a dungeon, & lets you get away with ALL kinds of stupidity: "oh well the iron golems were around, some broke, rust mephits spontaneously generated, the rust monsters moved in, & that paved the way for bigger predators..."
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