Friday, August 26, 2016

Teach Children To Read By Watching Things Die

So I'm doing Satine's annual ChariD20 event on Sunday coming up.

I'll be at Keith Baker's table.

The character I play and voice I use on the livestream will be determined by vote by you people, here are the choices:
Stereotypical disturbingly-comfortable-with-ultraviolence-Cockney guy (my go-to NPC voice).

Shady drunk German guy (my go-to PC).

-Basically Rust from True Detective but not from the south (me irl).

-Basically Joan Rivers (my last Charid20 PC) (also me irl).

VOTE!
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19 comments:

Fabian Khalil said...

As a slightly drunk german guy my sympathies are with no. 2.

Casmarius said...

Can we vote against one? I wanna vote against Joan Rivers, so if somebody picks that scratch theirs off.

Jason Knepper said...

Rust. But muster your best southern accent...

Zak Sabbath said...

there are no southerners in D&D

Parvel Shunk said...

I played in a campaign decades ago wherein the DM inexplicably portrayed all his halflings as Deep South rednecks. Total hilarity. And they much cooler than Tolkien's originals.

Zak Sabbath said...

never ever do southern accents in D&D

Andreas Folkesten said...

Stereotypical disturbingly-comfortable-with-ultraviolence-Cockney guy

What about stereotypical proud-of-glass-windows-Scottish guy? I liked him in I Hit I With My Axe.

Pandatheist said...

Definitely Rust. Everything is spirals and patterns. Bonus points for the character actually being paranoid.

Adamantyr said...

Rust. Wish I could write in "Slightly Canadian accent, a deranged Gobo Fraggle."

erwin said...

voting for the return of joan rivers

though that dude who played the villain from tank girl was a strong contender

Parvel Shunk said...

I love that drawing of the shady drunk German dungeon slacker, and I vote for him based on that alone.

Zak Sabbath said...

that is Baron Blixa von Apfelsaft if Barovia and Barovania, 11th level thief
by me

Zak Sabbath said...

So far the votes on Google + have Rust solidly in the lead

mattruane said...

I'll throw my 2 cents in and echo the majority and say Rust. But since you won't do a Southern accent, what about a stereotypical Canadian one, eh?

Zak Sabbath said...

although canadian accents in D&D are not as hack as southern accents, they still aren't ones that are remotely on-continent so i save them for Wolverine in FASERIP

Tom said...

Oh. Joan Rivers. Definitely.

gerard said...

How about the personality and affect of John Waters at a young Republicans convention with three gin and tonics already under his belt?

gerard said...

How about the personality and affect of John Waters at a young Republicans convention with three gin and tonics already under his belt?

Zak Sabbath said...

too late we already shot