I reckon it's a mutant killer goldfish, like they keep in the tanks in Chinese restaurants to improve the feng shui. Except, you know, mutant & killer.
Whenever I despair for the fact that I am a professional artist whose whole job is to make things to entertain a public with an uncanny talent for missing the point of whatever you put in front of them, I think "Well at least the people who read DNDWPS know what's up". Thanks for keeping up my faith in humanity.
Also note: first line of Clutch's "A Shogun Named Marcus" is "If you thought it was boring in Jordan, then come out here for a day"
Man, these recaps really make me want to run a crazy psychotronic post-apocalyptic game. Like Desperado meets Smokey and the Bandit crazy, with Man or Astroman and 16 Horsepower blaring from car speakers.
@Zak: How do you handle the fortune-telling? Does they occur immediately, is there a die-roll for occurrence, is the PC immune from death until it happens, etc.?
RIP OFF YOUR SKIN AND KILL YOUR GOD.
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Out of game. Kind of.
I don't care about Fun. I'm not competing in the Funlympics because it's a
participation trophy and if your table isn't having Fun
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The greatest horror game ever is here.
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That's pretty much it, folks.
DEMON CITY can now be bought, both in printed format and as a PDF.
I've had the PDF for some time now, and I'm really hap...
Check out this fashionable fellow.
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I was looking at the *Tunnels & Trolls* stuff on the ebays and stumbled
across this guy. I love his visor, though I think it would be better if it
was p...
"Ark Against Time" Submitted for DunDraCon #48
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[image: A colorful thing seems to be made of several elongated pods]
(Ark of Time)
*GM: Matt MorrisonType: RPGSystem: D&D/Arduin GrimoireEdition: 5...
I'm Zak, I live in Los Angeles. Most of the people I know here are women I know from being a porn "actor"--so they're porn stars and strippers. So that's who I play Dungeons & Dragons with.
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Brilliant. I suspect that a number of post-apocalypse mutant animal road warrior games will now spring up as a result of this inspirational series!
Hm; so now the players are off to Jordan, eh? I mean, I'm guessing.
"This is Jordan. We do what we like."
I just want to mail those fortune cookies randomly to my friends.
Was that a jumping shark at the end? Seems early in a campaign for that...
;-)
I reckon it's a mutant killer goldfish, like they keep in the tanks in Chinese restaurants to improve the feng shui. Except, you know, mutant & killer.
All this and now Big Black references. Best blog ever.
@mark
An assassin fired at a customer, but the mutant zebra pushed him out of the way, so, of course, the bullet hit the fish tank.
@scott
@SirAllen
Whenever I despair for the fact that I am a professional artist whose whole job is to make things to entertain a public with an uncanny talent for missing the point of whatever you put in front of them, I think "Well at least the people who read DNDWPS know what's up". Thanks for keeping up my faith in humanity.
Also note: first line of Clutch's "A Shogun Named Marcus" is "If you thought it was boring in Jordan, then come out here for a day"
Man, these recaps really make me want to run a crazy psychotronic post-apocalyptic game. Like Desperado meets Smokey and the Bandit crazy, with Man or Astroman and 16 Horsepower blaring from car speakers.
@ Jamie Albrecht
I hear ya, both on the campaign jones and the M...OAM?
Just the post-apocalyptic Chinese restaurant is choice!
There must be hawkmen! ;)
So when you dropped SDC, you dropped the hp consequence charts too, right? Or were those not a part of the TMNT-specific Palladium conversion?
@Zak: How do you handle the fortune-telling? Does they occur immediately, is there a die-roll for occurrence, is the PC immune from death until it happens, etc.?
@Delta
The integrity of my campaign demands I temporarily keep the answer to that question a secret
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