Ok, crowdsourcing a random table was fun, so here's this:
It's 1:36 pm.
My TMNT/Mutant Future game tonight starts at 5-6pm.
That gives y'all between 4 and 5 hours to meet my:
Y.D.I. KUNG FU CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finish this random table of kung fu moves, the more responses, the larger the die I roll on the table.
Range of damage should be suitable for combatants with approximately 15 hit points, give or take.
This table will get used on the porn stars in the bleak mutant wasteland tonight.
(Addendum: I really like the ones people have been posting--especially the ones with extra dice "minigames" attached.)
I'll start it off....
1. Golden Monkey Hook Strike: Leap into the air, hook leg around target's neck, land on the ground and attempt to crush trachea. D6 hp + endurance roll to avoid d6 choking damage plus target is on the ground and grappled.
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