|YOU CANNOT HAVE A MEANINGFUL CAMPAIGN IF GOATMEN ARE NOT CONSULTED|
An invisible assassin followed them and allllmost killed them all while they were playing a boardgame, but Ulorin Vex's unnamed thief had stepped out to loot some innocent goblins and came back just in time to save the party's Silenced, Webbed, Sleep-poisoned cleric and wizard from certain death.
|Good job, UV|
Next session they spent a long time trawling the wreckage of an old caravan presided over by a junk dealer who had some accent I can't remember...
vortex grenade. Which means I need to write a random table for that.
They then talked to some dwarves about trying to kill Ferox the God Dragon. The dwarves were like Ok, you're crazy.
Then the players hauled off and randomly encountered some Unquiet Worms which are like worms that wear the skins of sorcerers with all the murder that implies. There was a repeat of last week's Total Party Kill Narrowly Averted By Sneaky Rogue event.
Then I went to New York and ran a clean-up mission on the Broodmother Sky Fortress playtest I ran a few months ago in the doomed made-up middle eastern city of Nizahd which was also a mission to find Good King Thrawl of Vornheim* . 50% party kill.
Meanwhile the online party ended up fighting snakemen in a library because they were like "We're sure these snakemen aren't related to the snakemen 10 miles away that we helped genocide" so I was all -roll- -roll- oh actually they totally are.
Then they got out and a crow was about to tell them something but it was 4am and I was tired so I didn't tell them yet...
*Easter egg for Vornheim fans: Why did Good King Thrawl go missing? John left his character sheet at Roger's house.