Got a game tomorrow.
I'm going to sleep now.
In the morning I will write a D&D adventure incorporating every single idea you all leave in the comments between now and when I wake up in 8 hours. (noonish Pacific Standard Time).
Then, a few hours later, I will run the girls through it (unfilmed, so no royalties for good ideas). (and please don't be a douche and link to some long thing that's already all written out)
Anyway, have fun.
(8 hours later)
Times up. Stop posting. I am getting to work.