Tuesday, September 29, 2020

The Barony That Has The Temple that Has The Room That Has The Toad Demons

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The Barony That Has The Temple that Has The Room That Has The Toad Demons

Bad monsters are in a room. It’s a pretty good room, as fantasy adventure module rooms go, and presents some interesting problems.

The room’s in a Toad Temple, which has some cultists--before they get to the room with the monsters, your players may have to fight them, too, or maybe just sneak past. If I knew already, your game would be pretty boring.

Around the temple is the idyllic and rambling rural Broceliandaise barony of Gruyère de Comté whose distinctive features include:

-The lovely convent of Tittivila (or Tittivila, or Tittivilla) a goddess of all flesh to whom misspellings are sacred and one of the top two most popular deities in Broceliande. Although most of the nuns are just 0-levels who pray and read books on how to breed weird livestock all day, if you’re running a campaign in Broceliande, genuine fighting clerics of Tittivila will be pretty thick on the ground, so I’ve given some information about them, including a random table at the back.

-The alchemists of Gruyère de Comté, who are some of the few folks from whom your lazy Skyrim-addict player’s PC can just “buy potions” in Broceliande.

-The Festival of Japes, a happy festival, for those who seek amusement or exotic cuisine

-Skopje, a village with a delightful secret

-and a bunch of chaos-worshipping creatures bent on destroying everything in the first three bullet points

So that’s probably enough to be going on with.

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Fonkin said...

The toad demons would like to request that you let them out. It is very stuffy in there and not at all suitable to amphibian life of any stripe. OSHA may become involved. It would be best to avoid any legal entanglements.

Zak Sabbath said...

Nah I'll win. They're toad demons.

Fredrick J. Rourk said...

They should be kept in fermented jars.

Fonkin said...

I hope you're right, Zak! I'd hate to have to say....

"I toad you so."

Zak Sabbath said...


Zak Sabbath said...

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