Monday, January 20, 2014

What Happens In Vegas Is Technically Not RPG Related and Kinda NSFW...

…but whatever, that's where we all were, at the AVN awards, so I don't have any game to blog about. Here's pictures:
This is what Mandy wore on the red carpet
This is what I wore on the red carpet.
Just kidding, this is what I wore on the red carpet. R: Nina Hartley
Oh my god Vera you look like tattooed Scarlett Johansson!
Mandy, should we stay at this hot tub party?
"Yes, Zak, we should stay at this hot tub party."
Caroline Pierce (Smashy the Fighter), Max Hardcore (look him up. Wait, don't. Really, don't.)

Stoya (elf druid), Justine Joli (half-medusa wizard). They did not coordinate on the Mad Men style, that just happened.

Mandy (tiefling cleric), KK (str 18 druid, ex-barbarian)
Stokely (level 8 wizard) Mandy again

Front row center at the awards: Alexis Texas (in grey), Alektra Blue (in red), Skin Diamond (in goth red), Mandy. Note Fleshlight Zeppelin.

Talking to fans in a desperately overburdened wheelchair. My camera's doing its impression of a 70s British tabloid camera
Dave Navarro and Charlotte Stokely's butt

Home again. Connie (elf thief).
"How were the dogs, Connie?" "Oh, they were fine."
That's how you end a weekend.


  1. I thought that Max Hardcore guy was in jail? Creepy how much he looks like Fred Phelps.

    1. I don't really know his whole deal, only dribs and drabs, but Caroline knew him back in the day.

    2. Yup, Old Max Hardcore served 2 years for obscenity charges. Basically he made enemies at the DoJ's child endangerment department for making porn that depicted underage girls.

      By chance, did you ask Nina Hartley about Erol Otus? She went to high school with him.

    3. i didn't know any of that.

      I'll ask Nina next time I see her

  2. Great pictures. Was the ceremony long? I wondered because there were a lot of categories and a lot on nominees in those categories.

    1. Usually it is excruciatingly dull but this time it was much better.
      Part was just better organization & less of the stupid comedian host.
      Only about half the categories involve a whole "people talking on stage" bit.

  3. Your t-shirt looks like a Cards Against Humanity card.

    1. My life looks like a Cards Against Humanity card.

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    1. A half-elf thief stripper who lives at D&DWithPornstars HQ