And by wire I mean Twitter.
Here's Rog, postgame:
Kim Kane: Dear god @ZakSmithSabbath is a sick DM!
Mandy :We gotta remember to keep quiet so monkeys won't get us
Rog: These monkeys are the talk of the town
KK: Where is the ice medusa?!!
M: We'd find her faster if we weren't always interrupted by monkeys
Adam: Can't believe we had to fight my parents. That is like sooo embarrassing!
A: My suggestion for title of your next blog post on last night's game: "Parents just don't understand."
KK:We totally killed* your parents, it was soooo Midwest.
A: I woulda gone all Menendez on 'em--just as soon as I finished all that important running away and cowering I had to do.
Zak: (to players who had to leave early) They decided to crack open the glass ball and fight the jewelled monster. it didn't go well
Carloine Pierce: it was a terrible idea. Not like it was gonna get out lol. Oh well! Still fun :D
M: I'm bored of killing monkeys!! I think squamous monster is a challenge
C: True, but it's a challenge most of us are useless against lol :D
M: Almost everyone has some magic item of some sort
CP: The Ice Medusa probably isn't even home :/
K: I have magic & rage but only 9 hit points :(
M: I think we can do it!
M: I can help on the hp front, rage won't help much though
M: unless you rage with a magic weapon! i have lvl3 rage too now
Note: Adam's parents were knocked unconscious and then the mysterious hourglasses hanging around their necks were crushed, at which point they disappeared. Had they been actually slain, the consequences might have been...different.