Thursday, November 20, 2025

The Adept's Arena

 


A practitioner who has earned the confidence of local adepts in a major metropolis may given a sealed envelope with an address in a deserted district—and an indicated time deep in the black hours.


The sealed envelope will contain a key to the door at that address.


The door will lead to a stair and that stair will lead down and down beneath the city.


Eventually there will be another door, not locked, and inside a chamber.


(The difference between a chamber and a mere room is that chambers are private.)


The chamber is full of mages. Users of arcane magic of every stripe. They are gambling.


They occupy the circumference of a stone circle, in the center of which is a bloodstained summoning sigil.


Into this ring comes a competitor, she whispers to the master of ceremonies her name and the powers to which she aspires.


The master announces then ”Here is Vasylaa of Thrazz, who seeks secrets of the Eigth Octacle!”


The crowd roars and exchanges bets, the sigil begins, blackly, to bubble.


From the center comes some creature of the outer spheres, whose power is commensurate with the power Vasylaa seeks.


They duel, of course, to the death. If she wins, she gains sorcerous knowledge from the dimension from which the creature came—if she loses, her cares are at an end.




In Game Terms


State the level of the new spell you wish to gain—it must be at a level you are able to cast.


Then step into the ring and an extradimensional creature will be summoned randomly. It will have hit dice equal to the lowest PC level at which a standard magic-user is able to cast the spell level desired. It will have abilities to match.


The Lamentations of the Flame Princess Summon spell works well enough for this, though other options are fine so long as it’s random and can spite out a sufficiently interesting and powerful creature. If using LotFP, the initial magic save is also an initiative roll—if the magic-user makes the save they get initiative in the first round.


Good luck wizards.



Wednesday, October 15, 2025

Break The Goblin Siege!

...an adventure.

Your assignment: break the goblin's siege and rescue the town.


Thee Fortyfied Towne

 
1. Goblins attack the front gate from a siege tower


2. A scout on wolfback protects the approach road

3. The Wicked Standard at the outer gate curses all who would interfere 

4. A rhiding rhinoceros trundles forward to attack

5. The lookout hides in the tower

6. Mighty Grovulous protects the rear-guard

7. Seetha the Unclean directs the siege

8. The townsfolk cower in the streets of the inner city

9. A thunder lizard batters the inner wall

10. A great troll hurls rocks to weaken the inner defenses

11. Sir Scorphis of Newle directs the defense of the town

12. Purkle Heems and Mulbor Wetwort 
take advantage of the tragedy to loot
their fellows

13. The prelate attempts to comfort the beseiged populace

14. Doomdrums of the Loud Shaman terrify all who hear

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Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Tower of Perverts

(Photos by Aaron Hawks, miniatures credited in
White Dwarfs circa #68-111)

Assignment:
Locate the tower, free the slaves, slay the perverts.

Approach through the forbidden wood


The Cursèd Tower rises from the mist




Random encounter:
D6 Fiendish knights

Hidden dumbwaiter shafts:
A-Secret shaft leading to other "A" locations
B-Secret shaft leading to other "B" locations
C-Secret shaft leading to other "C" locations
D-Secret shaft leading to other "D" locations


1. Sicko elves (d4)

2. Catacomb

3. Rune trap: Blinds those who look upon it

4. Ante-chamber


5. Occupied cell with heavily barred window
to exterior. 2 in 6 chance of an encounter.


6. A creepy little freak

7. Chaos altar

8. Crawling with gross beasts

9. Spooky hall


10. Degenerate minotaur

11. Succubus in her disturbing chamber


12. Treasure


13. Fiendish knight


14. The Chaos Sorcerer
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Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Lands of the Heresiarch

The once-thriving Papal Isthmus is now in a state of corrupt desolation. Few are seen on the road, flies feed on the remains of untended hogs.

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The good news is that rumors that Antipope of Drae, the recently-elected heresiarch, brought this ruin upon the country in the past year by opening a gate to Hell are not true.

The bad news is that he actually opened a gate to the Aliens vs Predator universe, and now heads a cult dedicated to the Xenomorph.
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