Tuesday, September 16, 2025

I Love It When They Make It Easy

 

The PCs are supposed to be finding a dragon because the Half-King of Broceliande wishes to talk to a dragon.

They decided to look for Naga Malicinda, worshipped by the Jade Fang of Tiamat.

In part of the dungeon--the Temple of Naga Malicinda, they find a baby. In with the treasure. Just a baby. Now they're carrying a baby.

They finally meet the dragon.

Again, I get to do my favorite thing: in order to show the scale of the dragon to the PCs using the miniatures, I get put a real life puppy on the kitchen table. Thank you for your help, Tallulah.

Now I'm thinking: this is going to be otherwise a boring encounter, because the dragon is wise and chill. The dragon listens and agrees to meet the Half-King in two full moons in the Golden Lagoon.

A little anticlimactic after 3 weeks of like "We're gonna fins a dragon!"

The PCs leave. Or do they?

Bleezy the sea-elf wizard notices, like, hey--this dragon is in this massive flooded hall full of jade columns and there's like, a lot of treasure down there.

"Hey," says Bleezy as the other hastily leave through a stair in the rock, "could I, like, just get some of that?"

"Ohhhh," now the great Naga Malicinda is amused "are you a beggar? Or a gambling man?"

"A gambling man!" says Bleezy.

Naga Malicinda offers a game of chance and skill: if Bleezy spends 30 seconds in there--gesturing to a gazebo-sized dome like a massive teapot--then he can plumb the dragons' treasure for 12 seconds.

He agrees.

What's in there?

Dragon eggs, about to hatch.

Before the end of Round 2 Bleezy is down, bleeding.

The other wizard, Wyatt, who stayed behind to keep an eye on Bleezy, runs in there and quite responsibly teleports him out along with--somewhat less responsibly--one of Naga Malicinda's eggs.

Now, instead of me having to think up what to do next, they're in Vornheim having pissed off a maxed-out ancient dragon and the violent reptile cult that worships it like a god.

Couldn't have gone better if I'd railroaded it myself.

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