Thursday, August 18, 2011

It's 4am Here's a Table

What Are These Freaks Up To? Table

roll a random NPC or monster...

then roll d20...

1. eating a
2. killing a
3. negotiating with a
4. selling something to a
5. aiding a wounded
6. looking for a
7. babbling about a
8. hunting with the aid of a
9. travelling with a
10. seducing several
11. eating several
12. killing several
13. negotiating with several
14. selling something to several
15. aiding wounded _______(s)
16. looking for several
17. babbling about several
18. hunting with the aid of several
19. travelling with several
20. seducing several

then roll another random NPC or monster.


  1. man, I wish my brain worked that well at 4am...

  2. my brain works so poorly at all times that it's noon here, and i had to read that first table entry three times before i realized it didn't say "entering a"...

  3. I wish my brain worked that well...ever.

    As usual, this table will be copied and hacked into whatever game I'm running. To be added to the 40+ pages of material already churned out by the OSR-lings. Throw in the 20+ free PDF tools / adventures / sandbox settings and I'm set...for life!

    Now to find a way to get it all printed into a hardcover Gamers Encyclopedia Gigantica…?

  4. *rolls* I got a red dragon...seducing several...wereboars. And I've just fulfilled someone's extremely specific fetish.