Oh, Dark Lord, can it be mere coincidence that on this blackest anniversary I have reached that Most Sublime and UnSacred Number of Google Friend Connect followers?
On this day I thank you, Bleak Emperor of This World, for all that you have done to aid me in my cause. With your blessing and in your name, we shall reap and we shall ruin, we shall sodomize the palaces of the proud and ensure that there is naught but badness and that which is bad on this frail Sphere, forever and into the infinite eternity, Hail Satan. Amen.
*Crude Effigy of the Gleaming One courtesy Jun Maekawa