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Maybe you heard. If you like drama, go here.

Anyway, while waiting for the legal systems of various nations to set straight what the online game scene has got crooked, I have not been idle...

 I've been well...playing D&D with porn stars. As usual. And drawing and writing out the entire world and all the dungeons. This includes all the tools on this blog that haven't otherwise seen publication (updated to reflect all the new stuff I made since then), over a hundred pages of cancelled LotFP content (including adaptations of all of Violence in the Nympharium and Bards), hundreds of pages of new stuff, including hex locations, new monsters, weird religions, everything.

The point was to just do it. Everything. Nothing piecemeal, nothing where I worry about publisher quirks, how to format it for the blog, etc. Just all the D&D: new rules, tools, creatures, classes, every country, every continent, from to Vornheim to the goblin kingdom of Gaxen Kane to Drownesia plus a vast megadungeon beneath. The whole Cube World.

Originally I wasn't planning to publish any of it, but since reaction to the benefit for Adam Koebel's victims was so positive, I figured, ok, maybe there are some people in the online RPG scene who aren't gullible psychopaths. Maybe they can have it, as a treat.

So, here it is-the part the D&D w/Porn Stars crew is playing just this week.

It's a couple of linked scenarios (detachable from each other) a social-interaction clusterfuck involve shenanigans in a castle (a duke, a count, a scheming priest, a dark secret etc) and the rest about the dungeon beneath. It runs to ten pages plus a map and I've run it as part of the beginning of a megadungeon and as a one-shot in its own right--it works either way. So far Kimberly's lost a warpig and all the fingers on one hand.

How to get it:

Email me ( zakzsmith at hawtmayle dawt calm ) if you have Venmo and let me know you want it.

If you don't have Venmo:

I'm processing credit cards through a specially-set-up OnlyFans, which is usually a porn site, because usual online payment methods aren't very adult-industry-people friendly.

1. Subscribe to my profile, it's free and has no porn on it so relax. Tip me $5.01

2. Send a message saying you want Cube World #1.

3. I will get the message, and within 24-hours I'll send you a message and you can say how you want the PDF sent to you.

(4. If there's any trouble, email zakzsmith at hawtmayle dawt calm).

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