Tell me about Ravenloft, o mighty oracle.
Ravenloft
(rvn lft)
n.
1. venal fort
2. fart novel
Too true, o device. Tell me, I'm stuck for next week, who serves the Bone Sorcerer?
Crone Orb Seer
Cool, can you give me some campaign ideas?
Pigmace naiads.
Ice magi pandas.
Pagan dais mice.
Aged psi maniac.
Ok, those are good, but I kind of wanted to start with the setting I was already using...
Forgotten Realms?
Storefront gleam
A Golfers Torment
Frost Rot Melange
Got feral monster?
World of Greyhawk?
Dark fey who growl
Why folk draw gore
Why work, feral dog?
Why dorkrage flow?
Of her gawky drow
Dark wharf
Flaky keyword dwarf
Rowdy frog growl
Wolf ogre
Yardwork hog
Whale god
Keep on the Borderlands?
A ton of pork
A blended seedbed
A hornet knot
A bonded kestrel
Halberd orks
Resplendent bladed throne
Thorn depths
Dense desert stone
Drabnosed blatherer
Tomb of Horrors?
Throb room
Orb robot
Hobo mobs
Undermountain?
To mundane ruin
Dour nun inmate
Urine ant mound
Uranium tendon
Unmounted mediator
Dominated urn
Untrained mount
Runt dame
Inordinate Mead Inn
Daemon ruination unit
Undreamt moan
Unmade drummer
Dream domain
Minuet rotunda
Main rout rune
Round atom
Rotund moaner
Death Frost Doom?
Dread foot moths
Dated hoof storm
Hatred moods
Mastodeth Froth
Rat food hoard
Serf tooth ad
Caverns of Thracia?
Charts of variance
Rot chief caravans
Hive front vines
Ethnic avatars
Chaos froth river
Craftier fanatic archer
Vornheim-Lankhmar?
Morn hive larvae
Vermin riven rink
Liar lava
Knave ankh
Harm raven
Drownesia?
Iron roads
Drain swine
Rain or sand noise
Dinoraiders
A weird snow
Dawn wires
Rosedawn ore wand
Eon swords
Seawind drowners
Dark Sun-Carcosa?
Our dank carcass
Anus-cock radar
Ransack duo
Crack-rod saunas
Rancor aura
Sodas adorn an urn
Sunk orcas
Arson ducks
Rack road
Secret of Bone Hill?
Obscene flirt hole
October flesh line
Steel elfin brooch
Forcible snot heel
Blotchier eon elfs
Elite oreos
Heroin feline
Try it with your own setting, like so....
Nightwick Abbey?
Baby-chewing kit
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That's fucking hilarious (and yet so evocative).
ReplyDeleteSome of my in-setting names are already anagrams ... such as the dungeon setting, Karthew's Legacy.
ReplyDeleteThere is a lot of great stuff! Thx for this find! :D
ReplyDelete'Why dorkrage flow?' Gary didn't know the answer, but he had anticipated the question, all those years ago, and left it here for us to find.
ReplyDeleteThis is amazingly evocative. Also: anagram magic: discovered by the first goblin shaman who learned how to read?
Another anagram for World of Greyhawk is 'hokey dwarf growl.' It was built into the heart of the game from the very beginning.
Delete"Birtright" gives "Brr High Tit", too.
ReplyDelete"Got feral monster?" = #11 on my must-have t-shirt list. (also I keep laughing and can't stop because the world 'feral' implies that the monster ought to really have a home or really out to have never been taken out of the wild, but now it's poor little monster soul is tarnished, living between two worlds eating out of garbage cans on the edge of town. wait, this is tragic, now I feel a deep and overwhelming sadness...)
ReplyDeleteObscene flirt hole
ReplyDeleteOctober flesh line
=Wow. This list is hilarious