-A dedicated ranger in a well-stocked kitchen can cook d4 of these meals by rolling under her level on a d20.
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…come in handy when the hag turns half the party into little kids.
-The Cymric Dirk allows you to learn a new fact about your enemy each time you stab them.
-If you want a unicorn you have to ask where the unicorns are.
-If you want a dinosaur, you have to leave the dungeon.
-Cataloguing all the plants in the Garden of the Bone Sorcerer would take 10 years.
-You can turn white leopard orchid zombies.
-You can play a cleric for 5 years and never turn anything and still get all the way to level 15 .
-The Marilith is neither dead nor impressed with you.
-The Bone Sorcerer has, in addition to copies of the 2nd and 7th Codexes of Demogorgon, a large collection of art from the north in his laboratory:
Pope Xynreich IV of Vornheim by Nosthrik Shard |
Allegory of the Hand and Claw by Othriven of the Wasp Places |
The Preparer of Spectacles by Nosthrik Shard |
Telelelian War Council by Grahmes Nothings |
Unknown work of the School of Osc Lithicum |
The Puzzling of Voivodja by Clovvis Harrald |
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You know, I never knew Gwar played D&D, but it makes perfect sense in retrospect.
ReplyDeleteI would love to play with 'em.
Actually, I'm more impressed that they still play AD&D. Though, thinking about it, I could see GWAR staying old school. :D
DeleteWhat is the real name of the last painting and the name of the painter? It looks like a renaissance era depiction of the beheading of saint john the baptist
ReplyDeleteIt's weird to discover this blog one day after David passed away...
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