What's In The Flippin' Castle?

What's in this room? (somewhat crowdsourced from G+)

1-king
2-queen
3-prince
4-princess
5-advisor/vizier
6-castellan
7-wizard
8-prisoners
9-guards
10-moat monster
11-majordomo (domestic boss)
12-captain (military boss)
13-servants
14-kitchen servants
15-cook

16-stable guy
17-tutor
18-cleric

19-sycophant

20-little kid

21-diplomatic guest

22-minstrel

23-jester

24-doctor

25-messenger

26-herald

27-torturer

28-nurse

29-astronomer

30-astrologer

31-actor

32-courtesan

32-page

33-squire

34-knight

35-merchant

36-falconer

37-sheriff/reeve/johnny law

38-spy (roll again for cover)

39-midwife

40-old relative of queen or king

41-smith

42-ostler

43-porter

44-gaoler

45-chamberlain

46-keeper of the keys (awwww yeah)

47-tailor

48-embroiderer

49-food taster

50-clerk, accountant, or other math-related jamoke

51-painter

52-noble child of vassal kingdom

53-idiot son

54-librarian

55-poet

56-sculptor

57-architect

58-engineer

59-carpenter

60-tapestry-making type people

61-castle brewer

62-70 Roll twice

71-80-Useless fancy junk

81-90-Not much but you can hear some conversation because these morons are all "I, Claudius" and forget to close doors

91-Armory

92-Treasure room

93-Winch room or other device room

94-00 Oooh, something special and weird and unguarded

Assume nearest guards are d4 rounds away.

Assume locks are omnipresent.

Assume room layouts are boring.

Exterior profile of fortress can match this.

Additional castle shenanigans.