Monday, March 21, 2011

Thank You, Satan.

Oh, Dark Lord, can it be mere coincidence that on this blackest anniversary I have reached that Most Sublime and UnSacred Number of Google Friend Connect followers?

On this day I thank you, Bleak Emperor of This World, for all that you have done to aid me in my cause. With your blessing and in your name, we shall reap and we shall ruin, we shall sodomize the palaces of the proud and ensure that there is naught but badness and that which is bad on this frail Sphere, forever and into the infinite eternity, Hail Satan. Amen.









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*Crude Effigy of the Gleaming One courtesy Jun Maekawa
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13 comments:

  1. mordicaiMarch 21, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IsXKMkDAMQ

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  2. ArkheinMarch 21, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    Beedo???? How could you?!?!?!?

    - Ark

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  3. squidmanMarch 21, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    Hail Statan!

    lets party
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuye33tpMTw&feature=related

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  4. Mike David Jr.March 21, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    That origami portrayal of His Unholy Majesty is pretty sweet.

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  5. JohnMarch 21, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    Muhahaha. Glad to be of service.

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  6. Spawn of EndraMarch 21, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    I knew this porn shtick was just an elaborate ruse to promote Satanism. Why didn't I listen to the haters? Now I'm doomed.

    But since my soul is already enslaved, can I have IHIWMA back now?

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  7. LoganMarch 21, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    It's a pleasure for me, being one of the 666 lost souls. }:-]>

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuImMS9aVMc

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  8. Roger G-SMarch 21, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Man ... how do you sodomize a palace?

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  9. RagnorakkMarch 21, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    Hail!

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  10. AnonymousMarch 21, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    \m/

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  11. AnonymousMarch 21, 2011 at 6:17 PM

    Palace Sodomization works best when you're dealing with those towers from the Little Mermaid.

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  12. fishlemonsMarch 22, 2011 at 1:42 AM

    Hail!

    origami is suddenly something i have an interest in

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  13. richardMarch 22, 2011 at 2:02 AM

    Huh. There was me thinking what a nice, grown up thing this OSR business was partly because it had a tent big enough to include D&DWPS. Looks like I just wasn't paying attention.

    I love what you do. Snake-books was genius. Also your Gravity's Rainbow illos. Looking forward to Vornheim. Miss IHIWMA. Maybe it would've been better to tell you all that a year ago, but you maintained such sangfroid about it all that I just read the F monsters and was happy you were writing them.

    richardthanks

    veriword: goodsith. Zak, what are you doing to the internets?

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