tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post262017242518127283..comments2024-03-28T22:00:35.840-07:00Comments on Playing D&D With Porn Stars: DIY RPG Blog SamplerZak Sabbathhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08812410680077034917noreply@blogger.comBlogger126125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-22307738537302665652017-10-31T17:45:19.684-07:002017-10-31T17:45:19.684-07:00"People like to say that Gandalf doesn't ..."People like to say that Gandalf doesn't count as a player character because he's one of the Maiar in human form and is essentially a supernatural being, but that doesn't make people want to play a character like him any less -- and fantasy roleplaying is all about playing the kinds of characters who inspire you to want to walk in their worlds."<br /><br />"If you don't have time, desire, or knowledge enough to sift through dozens of soundtracks on YouTube, I've got you covered -- here's my ultimate D&D Ambient Background Music playlist, carefully curated with all of the above in mind: D&D Ambient Background Music"<br /><br />"There was such realism in what <em>was</em> presented that my imagination was able to create the sensation that there was a ton of stuff that <em>wasn't</em> presented but <em>which existed</em>; <strong>not knowing things is the key to immersion.</strong><br /><br />https://ageofandelorn.blogspot.ca<br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14389490474361333127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-50914475528182130502017-10-22T10:58:24.562-07:002017-10-22T10:58:24.562-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Bentonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01385248481471910939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-60454613327785096842017-09-04T14:17:02.151-07:002017-09-04T14:17:02.151-07:00 It was packed with wall to wall fans, industry he... It was packed with wall to wall fans, industry heavy weights, jovial foreigners and one of the cleanest party vibes I had felt in a while.<br /><br /> True to all rules-lite systems, the DM is required to embellish the sparse rules with the flavor of the genre you wish to play. <br /><br />Some features of the Hard Boiled genre include its simple morality of good versus evil, masked and cloaked heroes and heroines, devious villains and their schemes, gun-wielding desperados, cliffhanger endings, weird science, and a world still lush with unexplored places and lost races.<br /><br />http://vanishingtower.blogspot.com/<br /><br />Jay Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00069789456292604679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-1025822621016533232017-07-28T17:27:26.605-07:002017-07-28T17:27:26.605-07:00Beat-clogged lungs that flash pulse seductive scre...Beat-clogged lungs that flash pulse seductive screensaveresque rainbow colors that shift across stretched rashed makeup smeared sore covered skin to enhance and hypnotize and oily iridescent sweat from the massive amounts of beat ingested from the atmosphere and lungs trickling down skeletally thin and superfit limbs that merge awkwardly and piecemeally with streamlined gleaming rose gold metal covered in coppery green sweat stains.<br /><br />In cases of great import like peace negotiations or marriage contracts, professional ivorywrights (always part of a retinue) will inspect the other leaders teeth in front of a court assembled to insure that no glamors or false teeth obscure the truth.<br /><br />The ozone in this instant almost condenses on the tongue, an acrid taste, alien yet reminiscent of vomit.<br /><br />https://oblidisideryptch.blogspot.com/The Oblidisideryptchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01045051609040990435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-70597794221918354702017-02-17T21:48:28.650-08:002017-02-17T21:48:28.650-08:00I'm thinking Beholders start out as Groeninges...I'm thinking Beholders start out as Groeningesque single-stalked 'tadpoles', and a new stalk is randomly rolled for each additional HD...<br /><br /> 2. Messenger avian delivers Treasure Map/Footwear spontaneously combusts<br /><br />Besides, it's just fun to say, "Atlatl."<br /><br />http://tengoldpiecegems.blogspot.com/prof Chaoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16727437639769654680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-21847899588538793472016-10-25T13:36:35.844-07:002016-10-25T13:36:35.844-07:00Anytime you have a player make a Charisma check (d...Anytime you have a player make a Charisma check (during a conversation with an NPC) and they fail miserably, you can consult this d10 table for some random silliness. <br /><br />In our game we call Charisma checks, "swagger" checks. Normally every conversation starts off like this... "I walk up like Matthew Mcconaughey".<br /><br />10. The NPC is outright upset by any demands made by the PC. He/She throws a hissy fit in the street, complete with kicking and pounding on the ground like a toddler.<br /><br />http://3toadstools.blogspot.ca/shanepatrickwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09779728578574223142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-73217656932636401442016-06-12T18:02:57.265-07:002016-06-12T18:02:57.265-07:00 In a silent bell tower near the Carazzo, it is sa... In a silent bell tower near the Carazzo, it is said, something somewhat like a spider sits and spins, and around the tower sometimes lost and voiceless children can be found: and unlike in the rest of the city, stray cats there are rare.<br /><br />in 17th century France Dijon had the exclusive right to make mustard, and this kind of licensing is also the kind of thing people intrigue over all the time. Explosive or flammable mustard is clearly also something you need in your game.<br /><br />Eventually these things lead not to death but to am irrecoverable collapse that is basically equivalent – coma (stamina) or catatonia (sanity). In the Starving Lands, death is not the only fate that ends you.<br /><br />http://stasisengine.blogspot.co.uk/stasisenginehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17052081118924629116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-69179982899149219282015-09-04T19:02:36.008-07:002015-09-04T19:02:36.008-07:00"Each time the PCs spend any 'down time&#..."Each time the PCs spend any 'down time' in town, they can roll 1d30 on one of the following Carousing tables."<br /><br />"Or, if your players don't like rolling up new characters, check out my very simple point-buy system for Marvel FASERIP right here."<br /><br />"The Deathgate Puzzle - a giant, ticking metal cube, covered in holes, that severs arms or releases monsters when you get the puzzle wrong..."<br /><br />Balthazar's Bloviations<br />http://2orcswalkintoabar.blogspot.com/<br />Balthazarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15123220250132616150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-83497646795382404012015-08-26T18:41:17.779-07:002015-08-26T18:41:17.779-07:00"In most cases, however, animal characters wi..."In most cases, however, animal characters will have to gain a magical item's or weapon's benefits by eating it, either partially or completely (depending on both the size of the item and the size of the character)."<br /><br />"Thus, an old-school fantasy RPG about animal characters can revive Ultravision, and make it better! "<br /><br />"A raven's favorite food is the eyes of the dead; they feel it honors the fallen by passing their dying sight onto another, becoming the basis of stories that will perpetuate memories of the dead long after they are gone."<br /><br />http://greatandsmallrpg.blogspot.com/Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08428208820545914103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-84200057754505452002015-04-02T19:16:51.603-07:002015-04-02T19:16:51.603-07:00"I was once convinced that I was immune to ex..."I was once convinced that I was immune to explosive runes because my character was illiterate."<br /><br />"4e took what I call the "Cocktail Weenie" approach to character building and playing."<br /><br />"The math of a game only ever has to scale with player understanding."<br /><br />http://1d12subdual.blogspot.com/M.H.Reillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06723287934080504558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-31569368362608887052015-01-22T23:43:27.443-08:002015-01-22T23:43:27.443-08:00I cracked the box open, my already burgeoning sens...<a href="http://nerdwerds.blogspot.com/1976/11/epic-post.html" rel="nofollow">I cracked the box open, my already burgeoning sense of skepticism needed to know that I would get everything I wanted for such a hefty sum, and as I looked inside I did not see the three books promised on the back, but four books!</a><br /><br /><a href="http://nerdwerds.blogspot.com/2013/02/adventure-world-basic-moves-language.html" rel="nofollow">An oracle is a predictor and counselor, divining for knowledge from the unknown. An oracle is a guide, not a dictator.</a><br /><br /><a href="http://nerdwerds.blogspot.com/2013/12/the-kosranon-campaign-setting-links-page.html" rel="nofollow">Kosranon is my low magic, dark fantasy setting.</a><br /><br /><a href="http://nerdwerds.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">http://nerdwerds.blogspot.com/</a>Patrick Mallahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04906639025904535922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-15214378746239932222014-08-21T13:40:02.640-07:002014-08-21T13:40:02.640-07:005th edition is awesome.
In all, adding the new gu...5th edition is awesome.<br /><br />In all, adding the new guys was a bit of a clusterfuck, and I need to come up with a more efficient method.<br /><br />The only object in the room is a dome-shaped pedestal with six buttons on it.<br /><br />http://dangeons.blogspot.com/DangeonDelverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11822313072993505329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-56059776140341986062014-07-04T12:36:30.713-07:002014-07-04T12:36:30.713-07:00I kept pointing at Aly Morrison, telling Krüger: &...I kept pointing at Aly Morrison, telling Krüger: "Look, that's the guy who sculpted the Talisman wizard that I used as a level 2 wizard in our last game of Warhammer.“<br /><br />Prince Marmelade got hit on the head, but defended himself super-hero style, shooting electric rays out of his hands.<br /><br />A room, 3m x 3m.<br /><br />http://zinnling.blogspot.deHerr Zinnlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05094757174535645293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-25733326601042011072014-04-05T17:33:45.429-07:002014-04-05T17:33:45.429-07:00Their more traditionally civilized neighbors consi...Their more traditionally civilized neighbors consider this superstition a great convenience as the Mudmen have lost none of their martial spirit and would undoubtedly cause all sorts of mischief were they to wander freely along the Spine or, worse yet, peddle their superior crockery in the markets of Gaxen Kane.<br /><br />“Justice is a dish best served by an army of waiters over a number of courses, accompanied by complimentary wine. The courses are of course allegories for corrective beatings and the wine is just wine, we all need wine.”<br /><br /><a href="www.whatwouldconando.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">What Would Conan Do?</a>Daniel Sellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08255260306512797559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-90910601871556338442014-02-12T06:27:40.602-08:002014-02-12T06:27:40.602-08:00"No whimp ass halflings here."
"May..."No whimp ass halflings here."<br />"Maybe my brain really is that weird but here you go Hungry Hungry Zombie Hippos."<br />"You get the Prismatic Ooze, a horrid and chaotic creature that is constantly morphing."<br />http://theymightbegazebos.com/Chuck Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17504993519381629140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-6680578065763626682014-02-11T07:26:52.602-08:002014-02-11T07:26:52.602-08:00The lover was hanged and burned after claw marks w...The lover was hanged and burned after claw marks were found on the inside of the coffin lid.<br /><br />for since devils can do greater things than this, as killing them or carrying them from place to place [...] therefore they can also truly and actually remove men's members.<br /><br />It will just try to kill you so that you too can rise up and spread the Star-spores.<br /><br />http://wondersandwitchcraft.blogspot.comFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312051861535106381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-30860352847969333892014-02-11T06:40:20.044-08:002014-02-11T06:40:20.044-08:00Like a hunting falcon, a warg spider must never be...Like a hunting falcon, a warg spider must never be allowed to go hungry. <br /><br />Anyone on the edge of death in these conditions may be approached by an avatar of Ik'tik'buboe in the shape of an enormous crab with seven serene, human faces.<br /><br /> Perhaps even more dangerously, the scales of the Doomsday Moth’s great wings are dangerously mind-effecting, the scintillating dust that follows in their wake in delicate crystalline streams causes paralysis, madness, and vividly horrific hallucinations.<br /><br />http://carapaceking.blogspot.comgrinnockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14674681921186084738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-32423192153829642142014-02-10T20:29:52.762-08:002014-02-10T20:29:52.762-08:00When three thousand years ago, the flames of the B...When three thousand years ago, the flames of the Black Dragon Deirregex rolled down his fortress mountain they burned away all compassion, clarity, fortitude, and insight, and left only Sundrgast and Kaldr Hust, the Cities of Poison and Bone. Sundrgast, where the long-armed snail-men toil in malice to grow their yellow master a fitting bride, and Kaldr Hust, where the kenku dance in dim glass palaces the flitting dance to please their twice-blind mother, seek equally and incessantly the Diamond Heart of Deirregex. For to gift the dragon's diamond heart, worshipped now in His White Dungeons by albino hyena-men and midnight salamanders, and recovered each millennium by the Nightmare Paladin who sits dreaming between the paws of Great Deirregex, is to incur a doom upon the recipient, so that, each hating the other, Kaldr Hust and Sundrgast long to trap their brother city in the inescapable fate of THE BLACK DRAGON'S DIAMOND HEART.<br /><br />swampofmonsters.blogspot.comNate L.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02173472885140308661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-27054557048627650012014-02-10T20:28:54.077-08:002014-02-10T20:28:54.077-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Nate L.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02173472885140308661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-90385246340426911522014-02-10T20:20:32.074-08:002014-02-10T20:20:32.074-08:00*2 or 3 well-known RPG products other people made ...*2 or 3 well-known RPG products other people made that I like:8 LotFP, B/X D&D, Mutant Future <br /><br />*2 or 3 novels I like:* Dying Earth, Black Company, Hunger Games (don't judge.)<br /><br />*2 or 3 movies I like:* Star Wars: A New Hope, Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Big Trouble In Little China<br /><br /><a href="http://reverend-dak.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">http://reverend-dak.blogspot.com/</a>Reverend Dakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15589927717583694031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-22601107197628805962014-02-10T18:06:32.700-08:002014-02-10T18:06:32.700-08:00"In the twilight of the sorcerer lords, The S..."In the twilight of the sorcerer lords, The Submerged Spire was the jewel of the Shattered Isles. Now, its forlorn spire the roost of seagulls, its secrets slumber beneath the waves." [Complete underwater dungeon]<br /><br />"Children lie patiently in wait in upper storied windows with long curved hooks; should they snag the hat of a Censor from above, then they win the right to subject him to humiliating punishments in front of jeering crowds." [Festival of the Sybarites]<br /><br />"Summoning presents an opportunity for players to probe the hidden black places of the world, dimly glimpsed by human knowledge."<br /><br />http://www.maziriansgarden.blogspot.com/<br /> Ben L.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04568198881628052274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-32817810502260420572014-02-10T17:19:46.942-08:002014-02-10T17:19:46.942-08:00"Within the living walls of the creature'..."Within the living walls of the creature's great gut, a pale candle of civilization endures."<br /><br />"It's also why "Red Barchetta" sounds like triumph and the Misfits' "TV Casualty" sounds like alienated defiance."<br /><br />"As the characters looked onward in shock (and the players stared at me, slack-jawed), the chimp hiked up his dress and proceeded to masturbate furiously." <br /><br />http://violentmediarpg.blogspot.com/Evey Lockharthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01813833983204101337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-64938825154564880262014-02-10T16:27:37.974-08:002014-02-10T16:27:37.974-08:00"G-nomes are the descendants of pre-Apocalyps..."G-nomes are the descendants of pre-Apocalypse gnomes, and embrace genetic engineering with the same enthusiasm (and sometimes explosive results) as their ancestors embraced mechanisms and before that alchemy."<br /><br />"In essence XP for loot makes D&D a game about recovering treasure, not fighting monsters, and that’s a huge difference in how things play out and what strategies make sense."<br /><br />"These are terrible, terrible things to force the player to do in the middle of every exciting situation, wrenching the players out of any immediate visceral reaction to the what’s happening in the fiction and forcing them to consider long-term character goals and emphasizing the fact that its fiction at the worst possible moment by making potentially exciting twists and developments provisional upon the players’ decision about whether to spend resources to prevent it."<br /><br />http://talesoftheramblingbumblers.wordpress.com/Joshua Macyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10838733328132877699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-8022987328088182282014-02-10T16:08:35.171-08:002014-02-10T16:08:35.171-08:00Your over indulgences in certain psychedelics, cou...Your over indulgences in certain psychedelics, coupled with the spirit guidance of a group of jungle dwarfs, has alerted your existence to a great and horrible cosmic being.<br /><br />D&D Tweet Edtion! Super Lean D&D! OSR Gaming in 2 tweets! Who needs those ungainly heavy books!<br /><br />At best the Shadows disperse, at worse the Shadows enjoy the rich pâté of a lost noble's stomach.<br /><br />http://lizardmandiaries.blogspot.com.auMichael Rastonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06734236115196223000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-14350840536352832802014-02-10T16:07:12.166-08:002014-02-10T16:07:12.166-08:00"He also has a high-powered rifle that appear..."He also has a high-powered rifle that appears to be made from the fossilized bone of a qlippothic beast and fires hell-glass bullets containing fragments of a Sphere of Annihilation."<br /><br />"The sophont battleship <i>Auspicious Thunder Resounding</i> just before the so-called 'Kilosec War' engagement during the collapse of the Radiant Polity."<br /><br />"Maybe a fantasy world that's post-apocalyptic, but where the apocalypse was the Titanomachy."<br /><br />http://sorcerersskull.blogspot.com/<br />Treyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04647628467658839351noreply@blogger.com