tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post105529623803832113..comments2024-03-28T17:27:58.052-07:00Comments on Playing D&D With Porn Stars: Some Raw Data On Sexy Male Characters And A QuestionZak Sabbathhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08812410680077034917noreply@blogger.comBlogger76125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-35125003910658293722011-03-09T12:44:20.042-08:002011-03-09T12:44:20.042-08:00Seven of Nine but not Jeri Ryan (in spades!)
Simbi...Seven of Nine but not Jeri Ryan (in spades!)<br />Simbi Khali but not Nina from Third Rock From the Sun.<br />Lt. Uhura (Mk. I) AND Nichelle Nichols.<br />Zoe Saldana but not Lt. Uhura Mk. II (not until she removes the stick...)<br />Agent Astrid Farnsworth from Fringe but not Jasika Nicole (she wouldn't appreciate it).<br />Alyson Hannigan (her BJ vid was cute) and The Willow Rosenberg but not Lily.<br />Olivia Wilder and 13, both.<br />Janeane Garofalo, any time.<br />PA Divya Katdare and Reshma Shetty, both.<br />Dr. Neela Rasgotra and Parminder Nagra, both.<br /><br />Hmm... brains _and_ vulnerability seem to be factors.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-83397145556591382172011-03-06T21:25:45.055-08:002011-03-06T21:25:45.055-08:00Hi all, awesome blog!
@Dungeonmum - I think you&#...Hi all, awesome blog!<br /><br />@Dungeonmum - I think you're spot on about most guys not being fussy. But I think there is level of attractiveness (for all genders) beyond which we stop caring, and go with "don't talk, just do me!" (possibly because the talking might ruin it...or slow down getting to the doing part.) I think the converse also holds; The more attractive a person perceives themself, the more 'fussy' they can afford to be. I used to have a roommate that would get actively recruited to be in Abercrombie ads, and he was extremely picky (but he got hit on everywhere we went, so he could afford to be).<br /><br />@the topic at hand -<br /><br />Olivia Wilde - Too hot for me to tell, she bypasses my circuits.<br /><br />Megan Fox - possibly as her character from Transformers (if Bay had given her one), but only once or twice as herself (c'mon, it's Megan Fox we're talking about).<br /><br />Natalie Portman - Not as Padme, and not as the 'Black Swan', but her other recent roles yes. Her also yes.<br /><br />Alyson Hannigan - Willow yes, 'flute-girl' maybe, Lily yes, herself likely no.<br /><br />Kristen Stewart - Bella hell no, Messenger's Jess yes, her no. <br /><br />Jennifer Garner - Any character I can remember no, herself yes.<br /><br />Ellen Page - Characters no, herself yes.<br /><br />Helen McCrory - Characters no, herself yes.<br /><br /><br />In reality I'd have to kick them all out of bed unless my wife agreed to them being there (and unfortunately we have different tastes).Heath Carrollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09165176884694813993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-19912014710387178762011-02-17T16:20:09.157-08:002011-02-17T16:20:09.157-08:00Standard:
Poison Ivy, not Uma Thurman.
Pepper Pots...Standard:<br />Poison Ivy, not Uma Thurman.<br />Pepper Pots, not Gweneth Paltrow.<br />Rachel Green, not Jennifer Aniston.<br />Kate Libby/Acid Burn, not Angelina Jolie<br />Elizabeth Swan, not Kiera Knightley<br />Saffron, not Christina Hendricks<br /><br />Reversals!<br />Lucy Liu, no role she's ever played<br />Drew Barrymore, no role she's ever played<br />January Jones, not Betty DraperSlurpeeMoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16132875583904268409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-48314410338163767162011-02-17T06:29:59.785-08:002011-02-17T06:29:59.785-08:00After long, long reflection, no. And Downey's ...After long, long reflection, no. And Downey's a really hot trainwreck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-70294310919193396222011-02-15T19:41:54.598-08:002011-02-15T19:41:54.598-08:00OK, I'm going to be VERY strange and say that ...OK, I'm going to be VERY strange and say that voice is a huge turn-on for me. So much so, that I can get off on sexy talk (NOT specifically phone sex) if the pitch and timbre and words all come together in the right way. <br /><br />So there are some people whose VOICES I would like to have sex with, or at least be involved in some kind of sexy scenario. <br /><br />I have a weird fantasy of Stephen Fry being a kind of sexual Howard Cosell, narrating in sensual detail the particulars of an erotic encounter. <br /><br />"And that brings us, my lovelies, to the oral sex portion of this evening's activities..."Erin Palettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09984632637166408245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-28205780238604698462011-02-15T08:17:53.597-08:002011-02-15T08:17:53.597-08:00or maybe women in general are just more attractive...or maybe women in general are just more attractive ;)Fran Terminiellohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02506269178716477521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-17804455454170075132011-02-15T01:23:41.806-08:002011-02-15T01:23:41.806-08:00@dungeonmum
Well, having had very practical conve...@dungeonmum<br /><br />Well, having had very practical conversations with Mandy about who we are going to have sex with, I would say she's fussier about men she sleeps with than she is about women.<br /><br />Probably because men who don't know what they're doing can make the whole procedure awkward and/or painful.Zak Sabbathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08812410680077034917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-9295068509706730752011-02-15T01:19:37.757-08:002011-02-15T01:19:37.757-08:00This is just my opninion.
What women find sexy v...This is just my opninion. <br /><br />What women find sexy vs what men find sexy I think can be fairly simplified: men are not that fussy. <br /><br />I don't know, perhaps genetically speaking it makes sense that males find more females attractive than the reverse, their priority is to spread their genes as far and wide as they can. Females on the other hand need to select the most appealing characteristics, consciously or subconsciously, to pass on to their descendants. <br /><br />Or perhaps that's all bollocks.Fran Terminiellohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02506269178716477521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-36766874386525603632011-02-14T17:22:32.769-08:002011-02-14T17:22:32.769-08:00Venkman? Thank you for ruining my VD.Venkman? Thank you for ruining my VD.Mangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01616674233659975494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-50417687075691970352011-02-13T22:31:15.490-08:002011-02-13T22:31:15.490-08:00@JOESKY
You, sir, have won the Internet.@JOESKY<br /><br />You, sir, have <i>won the Internet</i>.Adam Thorntonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06368676086759298705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-40544300427429062752011-02-13T20:01:41.432-08:002011-02-13T20:01:41.432-08:00@-c
Why the interest?
The disproportionate sexua...@-c<br /><br />Why the interest?<br /><br />The disproportionate sexualization of women in RPG material is a popular topic. I feel that rather than lower the level of sexualization, period, it would be better to raise the level of male sexualization so it's equal to that of female sexualization. Sexy is good.<br /><br />So I'm just trying to help provide data on how one would manage that.Zak Sabbathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08812410680077034917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-72508567177204134132011-02-13T17:34:57.713-08:002011-02-13T17:34:57.713-08:00I know I'm late to this party (since I work al...I know I'm late to this party (since I work all weekend) but here's my two cents.<br /><br />I (as a general rule) have no interest in fucking the actress, versus the character they play. Working in psyche, the personality style of a woman attracted to acting is super-close to a combination of borderline and narcissistic personality disorders IMHE. <br /><br />(granted this is a generalization, but it holds true for the general personality type I've met that's been attracted to theater and most actresses I've met - "pay attention to meeeeeee")<br /><br />When I think about the actual actress, I just think how annoying it would be to be out with someone like that. (Because IRL, they won't vanish once you finish). So I would give you *lots* of answers that would be "Character not the actress"<br /><br />On the other hand, someone who had acting skills would be awesome to fuck - it would be a little bit like dating mystique from x-men. <br /><br />Why the sudden interest in what or who would fuck who and why Zak?-Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02331863932906631618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-40556915965493463422011-02-13T17:30:38.390-08:002011-02-13T17:30:38.390-08:00@ Tequila
She also had a thing for Spawn. I never...@ Tequila<br /><br />She also had a thing for Spawn. I never asked about the Phantom of the Opera, though...<br /><br />@ Mandy <br /><br />...Is it a tall vs short thing?huthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16502682297320819595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-53654099371194278642011-02-13T15:26:37.419-08:002011-02-13T15:26:37.419-08:00I would bump nasties with Ripley from alien(1 or 2...I would bump nasties with Ripley from alien(1 or 2) but not Sigourney Weaver.JDJarvishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07691101939920824546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-90207146920938334762011-02-13T15:16:52.903-08:002011-02-13T15:16:52.903-08:00Naomi Watts - very yes
Betty Elms - yeah, but a bi...Naomi Watts - very yes<br />Betty Elms - yeah, but a bit weird<br />Diane Selwyn - No. Definitely no.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08358745612568588337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-10108911832244937382011-02-13T15:14:53.954-08:002011-02-13T15:14:53.954-08:00@tahotai
"But I definitely think differing l...@tahotai<br /><br />"But I definitely think differing levels of celebrity knowledge..could play into this"<br /><br />Maybe. I certainly know almost nothing anyone attractive says or does is a turn-off for me.<br /><br />"and male cultural conditioning to say you'll sleep with anybody "hot" could play into this. "<br /><br />It could be for people dumber than me, but for me personally I have slept with people on this basis, assuming it would still be fun, and afterwards it was revealed that my body thought it was, indeed, fun.<br /><br />I don't think cultural conditioning can tell my body when to have an orgasm. i think cultural conditioning can -limit- innate chances for sexual pleasure but not -expand- them. If you do, then we have a fundamental philosophical rift that will never be bridged.<br /><br />(Though, if they can be expanded by culture, I suggest it would be a worthwhile cultural project to do whatever is necessary to expand them to the maximum for everyone over the age of consent.)Zak Sabbathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08812410680077034917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-52341075258840172212011-02-13T15:06:04.316-08:002011-02-13T15:06:04.316-08:00@zom
Really? I don't think you;d get this muc...@zom<br /><br />Really? I don't think you;d get this much from men or women: "I wanna fuck so-and-so from this movie even though s/he's poorly written because I don't have any other imaginary character to want to fuck"<br /><br />It makes little sense to me.<br /><br />You either are stirred or you are not. Economies of supply only apply when making real life choices among partners.Zak Sabbathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08812410680077034917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-80204525597281070312011-02-13T14:39:22.106-08:002011-02-13T14:39:22.106-08:00Penelope Cruz - yes
Maria Elena - More yesPenelope Cruz - yes<br />Maria Elena - More yesAdamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08358745612568588337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-4912548270406532032011-02-13T14:28:57.922-08:002011-02-13T14:28:57.922-08:00Sigourney Weaver - yes
Ripley - more yes
It might...Sigourney Weaver - yes<br />Ripley - more yes<br /><br /><em>It might if and only if men don't want to fuck poorly-written women. Which doesn't mostly seem to be true.</em><br /><br />I dunno, seems to me that men will inevitably want to fuck badly written female characters because there's so many of them, it's pretty much unavoidable. However, I think it's entirely possible that men *remember* fewer female characters because they're so often unmemorable.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08358745612568588337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-40792266773108130342011-02-13T14:24:57.556-08:002011-02-13T14:24:57.556-08:00I have a bit of a problem separating my dislike fo...I have a bit of a problem separating my dislike for an actor from the characters they play. This applies to both male and female actors. So in just about every case I can think of where I dislike an actress, I can't remove the dislike from the characters they play. So in general it would be a no for the character if it was going to be no for the actress. Oddly, the same in reverse does not seem to be a problem for me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-10284757398766607472011-02-13T14:22:15.703-08:002011-02-13T14:22:15.703-08:00Cady Heron (Mean Girls) but not Lindsay Lohan
Bruc...Cady Heron (Mean Girls) but not Lindsay Lohan<br />Bruce Wayne but not Christian Bale<br /><br />I am hampered by two things. First I know very little about celebrity culture. Julia Roberts could be a horrible person who I would never want to sleep with for example, but if she has I've heard nothing of it. Or even more then that, if there's a really popular actress who's totally vapid or shallow which would disqualify her, I have again heard nothing of it.<br /><br />Secondly there are a number of actresses I wouldn't sleep with, Paris Hilton to pick one, but they don't play any sort of character I'd sleep with either. She for example seems to basically play herself or herself with a different name.<br /><br />But I definitely think differing levels of celebrity knowledge and male cultural conditioning to say you'll sleep with anybody "hot" could play into this.Tahotaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08973808126095085592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-9420434665548805172011-02-13T14:10:13.665-08:002011-02-13T14:10:13.665-08:00@zom
It might if and only if men don't want t...@zom<br /><br />It might if and only if men don't want to fuck poorly-written women. Which doesn't mostly seem to be true.Zak Sabbathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08812410680077034917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-31031360499958721812011-02-13T14:08:46.881-08:002011-02-13T14:08:46.881-08:00Yes. Sorry. That occurred to me a couple of minute...Yes. Sorry. That occurred to me a couple of minutes after I commented. <br /><br />Might have implications for any hypotheses born from said results, tho'.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08358745612568588337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-37187041914066942582011-02-13T13:29:55.466-08:002011-02-13T13:29:55.466-08:00@zom
while it may be true that there's a lot ...@zom<br /><br />while it may be true that there's a lot of crappy female characters out there, absolutely nothing you said has anything to do with the results of this test.Zak Sabbathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08812410680077034917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2638993969706011706.post-11294363798037239562011-02-13T13:25:35.459-08:002011-02-13T13:25:35.459-08:00...Meaning that ma-hey-be men think about actresse......Meaning that ma-hey-be men think about actresses rather than characters because there are so few half decent female characters.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08358745612568588337noreply@blogger.com