…but whatever, that's where we all were, at the AVN awards, so I don't have any game to blog about. Here's pictures:
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| This is what Mandy wore on the red carpet |
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| This is what I wore on the red carpet. |
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| Just kidding, this is what I wore on the red carpet. R: Nina Hartley |
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| Oh my god Vera you look like tattooed Scarlett Johansson! |
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| Mandy, should we stay at this hot tub party? |
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| "Yes, Zak, we should stay at this hot tub party." |
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| Caroline Pierce (Smashy the Fighter), Max Hardcore (look him up. Wait, don't. Really, don't.) |
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| Stoya (elf druid), Justine Joli (half-medusa wizard). They did not coordinate on the Mad Men style, that just happened. |
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| Mandy (tiefling cleric), KK (str 18 druid, ex-barbarian) |
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| Stokely (level 8 wizard) Mandy again |
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| Front row center at the awards: Alexis Texas (in grey), Alektra Blue (in red), Skin Diamond (in goth red), Mandy. Note Fleshlight Zeppelin. |
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| Talking to fans in a desperately overburdened wheelchair. My camera's doing its impression of a 70s British tabloid camera |
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| Dave Navarro and Charlotte Stokely's butt |
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| Home again. Connie (elf thief). |
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| "How were the dogs, Connie?" "Oh, they were fine." |
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| That's how you end a weekend. |
I thought that Max Hardcore guy was in jail? Creepy how much he looks like Fred Phelps.
ReplyDeleteI don't really know his whole deal, only dribs and drabs, but Caroline knew him back in the day.
DeleteYup, Old Max Hardcore served 2 years for obscenity charges. Basically he made enemies at the DoJ's child endangerment department for making porn that depicted underage girls.
DeleteBy chance, did you ask Nina Hartley about Erol Otus? She went to high school with him.
i didn't know any of that.
DeleteI'll ask Nina next time I see her
Great pictures. Was the ceremony long? I wondered because there were a lot of categories and a lot on nominees in those categories.
ReplyDeleteUsually it is excruciatingly dull but this time it was much better.
DeletePart was just better organization & less of the stupid comedian host.
Only about half the categories involve a whole "people talking on stage" bit.
Your t-shirt looks like a Cards Against Humanity card.
ReplyDeleteMy life looks like a Cards Against Humanity card.
DeleteOMG, who is Connie? <3
ReplyDeleteA half-elf thief stripper who lives at D&DWithPornstars HQ
Deletehttp://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/i-hit-it-with-my-axe/1872-Episode-18-200-lbs-Of-Meat-And-A-New-Fur-Coat