Playing D&D With Porn Stars: A Unique Blend of Optimism, Straightforwardness, and Poorly-Focused Aggression

Isnin, 4 Julai 2011

A Unique Blend of Optimism, Straightforwardness, and Poorly-Focused Aggression

From the people who brought you The Ramones, Batman, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, and the pump action shotgun...

America.
Always Angry--Never Bitter.
Happy 4th!

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thekelvingreen berkata...: Stop undermining legitimate patriotism!; 4 Julai 2011 pada 2:57 PTG
Mark Siefert berkata...: @kelvingreen: ROFLMAO.; 4 Julai 2011 pada 3:16 PTG
Zak Sabbath berkata...: Unfortunately I came as soon as I heard the first bottle rocket go off, so I got nothing left.; 4 Julai 2011 pada 3:32 PTG
Trey berkata...: The Ramones, Batman, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, and the pump action shotgun

Those are indeed among our finest accomplishments as a people.; 4 Julai 2011 pada 3:39 PTG
Tanpa Nama berkata...: You look a helluvalot like Spider Jerusalem there :D

Cant find the exact image but I found a papercraft doll instead so Im quitting while ahead! ( http://www.cubeecraft.com/cubee/spider-jerusalem ); 4 Julai 2011 pada 4:07 PTG
mordicai berkata...: Gert has a point. Spider J all the way.; 4 Julai 2011 pada 5:43 PTG
Mandy Morbid berkata...: I for one am bitter and as a legal American Green Card holding Permanent Resident and a Canadian I disapprove of patriotism as a general rule.; 4 Julai 2011 pada 9:34 PTG
winter berkata...: Well Mandy, as someone who served in the armed forces and fought people who would stone a women like you to death, I think patriotism is a good thing.; 5 Julai 2011 pada 2:19 PG
Zak Sabbath berkata...: @winter

Joined blogger just to say that? Patriotism is indeed a powerful force.

Anyway--if you wanna argue politics with Mandy, do it on her blog. This one's strictly for arguing about owlbears and random pit-trap generators.; 5 Julai 2011 pada 2:25 PG
Tanpa Nama berkata...: @Winter: In deference to the gracious host, I'll not take that bait...

OW! I bit my tongue. damn it.

@Zak: Awesome. Thanks for this.; 5 Julai 2011 pada 3:45 PG
The Cramp berkata...: Just learned that the Angry Samoans first ever gig was opening for Roky Erickson and the Aliens. This is a great country.; 5 Julai 2011 pada 5:32 PG
Scott berkata...: As I mentioned into the ether yesterday, I'm sincerely happy to live in a land of such plenty that billions are spent trying to teach people how not to eat so much food that they fucking die.; 5 Julai 2011 pada 6:09 PG
Stefan Poag berkata...: I would find it impossible to resist any product offered by a pitchman wearing a patriotic hat at such a jaunty angle.; 5 Julai 2011 pada 6:38 PG
winter berkata...: @ Zak,

Naw, been on blogger for months. Just offended by what your girl said so I'll leave it at that.; 5 Julai 2011 pada 10:18 PG
Mandy Morbid berkata...: @winter,

I'm pen pals with some guys over in Afghanistan and they'd be offended by your comment. The I Hit It With My Axe girls have officially adopted a platoon over there and I don't consider any of those actions to be "patriotic" but compassionate.

I'm sure the guys who would stone me think they're being patriotic fighting you.

It goes both ways. Patriotism and religion and greed when taken to extremes--and American loves it's extremes--lead to nothing but suffering.; 5 Julai 2011 pada 2:06 PTG
Mandy Morbid berkata...: Oh P.S: They're very bitter, those guys I correspond with who haven't been able to come home yet.; 5 Julai 2011 pada 2:08 PTG
Zak Sabbath berkata...: @mandy
@winter

please fight somewhere else; 5 Julai 2011 pada 2:09 PTG
Mandy Morbid berkata...: @Zak, you incited this, just so you know. You do look very very attractive in that photo though.; 5 Julai 2011 pada 2:20 PTG
Pere Ubu berkata...: I can't believe nobody's 'shopped a pair of live shades onto that picture along with the caption "TO ME, FILTHY ASSISTANTS!"

You guys are lying down on the job, I swear.; 5 Julai 2011 pada 5:19 PTG
Tanpa Nama berkata...: Pere: like this then? (a quicky)
http://files.cone.be/2011/Transmet_zakmerica.png; 6 Julai 2011 pada 4:55 PG
Blair berkata...: I hate to say this but there's a real "Member of Good Charlotte" vibe goin' on in that picture...; 6 Julai 2011 pada 12:59 PTG
Zak Sabbath berkata...: @blair

I hate to say this but I did not actually take this picture because I thought it made me (or my country) look like a paragon of dignity and good taste.; 6 Julai 2011 pada 1:03 PTG
crowking berkata...: @ Mandy

I noticed on your blog/website you like Wong Kar Wai’s “Fallen Angels". That's one of the coolest films of all time. I actually got to meet and hangout with Chris Doyle( the cinematographer) In SF a few years back in a bar. Crazy ass guy, but an absolute genius. The man loves his alcohol too.

I know this has noting to do with D&D, but heck...I had to say it.; 7 Julai 2011 pada 8:49 PG
Blair berkata...: Well, Good Charlotte does serve as a potent symbol of contemporary America...; 7 Julai 2011 pada 8:17 PTG
Tanpa Nama berkata...: I would like to extend an invite to anyone here:
http://drcheckmate.wordpress.com/funny-word
Come on over and continue the off topic discussion.

On a related note, I almost bought a bottle of that stars and stripes bug juice yesterday based solely on this pitch. But, I resisted.; 9 Julai 2011 pada 5:59 PTG

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