Thursday, December 3, 2009

A Treasury of Unforgivable Puns

Combined Adult Filmography (not counting internet-only clips) Of Everybody Who's Ever Played D&D In This Apartment

Night of the Giving Head (2008)
Hospital! (2008)
Interracial Ass Shakers (2008)
100% Natural Wonders 5 (2007)
Ass Everywhere 2 (2007)
Bubble Butt Bonanza 11 (2007)
Bullets & Burlesque (2007)
My Dirty Angels 7 (2007)
Pussyman's Foot Festival 2 (2007)
We Swallow 16 (2007)
Psychocandy 4 (2006)
Phoenix: Risen from the Ashes (2006)
Mail Order Bride (2006)
Barbed Wire Kiss (2006)
Big Ass Fixation (2006)
Bubblicious White Girls (2006)
Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge (2006)
... aka Fashionistas 2 (USA: alternative title)
White Girls Got Azz Too 2 (2006)
Slaughter Disc (2005)
She Sucks! (2005)
Erotic Stories: Lovers and Cheaters (2004)
Howard Ramone's Bada Bimbos 5 (2004)
Swallow 4 (2004)
100% Strap-on (2003)
Monsterfacials.com: The Movie (2002)
The Fashionistas (2002)
Il bar della crema (2002)
Cockroads (2002)
Color Blind (2002)
Goo Girls 11 (2002)
Phat Azz White Girls (2002)
Different Strokes 11: Boneward Bound (2001)
I Swallow 16 (2001)
Zupko: The Lost Tapes (2001)
Goo Girls 4 (2001)
I Swallow 15 (2001)
Taboo 2001: A Sex Odyssey (2001)
Tropic of Desire (2001)
A Girl's Affair 45 (2000)
The Violation of Amber Lynn (2000)
Succubus: Skin XVII (1999)
... aka Skin XVII: Succubus (USA: alternative title)
The Voyeur 14 (1999)
Fresh Meat 7 (1999)
Anal Ball (1999)
Women Seeking Women 45 (2008)
Mary Carey, Woman of the Year (2007)
Booty I Like 4 (2007)
Finger Licking Good 4 (2007)
Hot Sauce 3 (2007)
Man's Ruin (2007)
Pink (1999)
Rough Sex 2 (1999)
Trial by Copulation (1999)
Violation of Katie Gold (1999)
Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 11 (1998)
Deep Throat the Quest 5: Slick Willy Rides Again (1998)
Flesh Peddlers 3 (1998)
Fresh Flesh 3 (1998)
Droppin' Loads 1 (2003)
Bitchcraft 6 (2009)
Booty I Like 5 (2009)
Face Invaders 4 (2009)
Jet Fuel 2 (2009)
Too Big for Your Mouth (2009)
Tristan Taormino's Rough Sex (2009)
Beast Is Back! 3 (2008)
Bitchcraft 3 (2008)
Fuck Slaves 4 (2008)
Keep It Right There 2 (2008)
Super Whores 12 (2008)
Team Squirt 7 (2008)
The Scarlet Manor (2008)
My Wife Went Black (2007)
Naughty Flipside (2007)
Nice Fucking View 2 (2007)
Disturbed 5 (2006)
Graigslist (2006)
Hardcore Training 6 (2006)
I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing 10 (2006)
My Girlfriend Squirts 4 (2006)
My Hot Wife Is Fucking Blackzilla! 7 (2006)
Pussy Cats (2006)
Pussy Foot'n 17 (2006)
The 4 Finger Club 23 (2006)
Whack Jobs (2006)
Riot Grrrls (2009)
Young Hollywood(2008)
Shades of Romona (2008)
Mandy Candy (2009)
Girls Lie (2006)
Hookin’ Up (2006)

9 comments:

  1. are there any fantastic plot elements in any of them?

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  2. "Phoenix: Risen from the Ashes" and "Succubus: Skin XVII" sound as though they've elements of the fantastical to them...

    "Night of the Giving Head" wins.

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  3. The one about my wife fucking Blackzilla... could be made into a story-arc thing...

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  4. Barbed Wire Kiss sounds like it could be an actual Hollywood psycho-thriller... or maybe just a Howard Chaykin comic book.

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  5. "Night of the Giving Head"

    Just LOL :-))))

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  6. Be honest now: you just put up this post to drive search engine traffic, didn't you? ;D

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  7. That's it? Geez...what a bunch of lazy fuckers.

    (no pun intend...wait, what am I saying?)

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  8. I can honestly say I have not seen any of these.

    And now must...

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  9. I've seen some of the Blackzilla stuff and that would definitely require a system shock roll in my game. LOL

    -DYA

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